r/ShitRedditSays
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:burn::snoo_scream::downvote: Imagined Villain of the Phallus Machine ACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM (◡ ⌓ ◡ ✿) "White people are bullies. They colonize, enslave and pillage" OF OUR BRD'S PIZZA brd brd brd brd brd brd brd brd White Knight Level 420 OF OUR BRD'S KINDLING Prime Minister for Life of the Ministry of Free Speech ψ(`∇´)ψ OF OUR BRD'S BRAVERY penis professor OF OUR BRD'S CHEST INSIGNIA OF OUR BRD'S FLAMING BENNED MOLOTOV Pedoephebophile Amazonian Warriesse ALL THOSE COMPLICATED CARDINAL POINTS ARE FEMINIST OF OUR BRD'S SECRET ADMIN ACCOUNT (actually more cool than a green duck) OF OUR BRD'S POWER TOOLS will misander for food my male sexuality is the healthiest I'm just here for meta posts and comics. Misandry avenger. OF OUR BRD'S BRD gleefully insinuating the existence of females Social Justice Eladrin Rogue STEM: Sexist, Transphobic, Evil Men loves that south park humor, y'know. OF OUR BRD'S FEATHERED LOCKS view more
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"The more mentally unfit the better they know their way around the penis." [+598]
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"Not sure we should be funding cancer." "How else will we beat the Chinese?" [+392]
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"Have you ever noticed that read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead? Also read and lead don't rhyme. Neither do read and lead." / "Damn this will screw with the heads of my asian students... Putting this on the board tomorrow." [+403]
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"All people are not Equal and should not get equal opportunities." [+46] "In New Zealand, you need to get marks of above 90% in your first years at university in order to qualify to study medicine. If you're part Maori in heritage, you only need to get 65% to qualify. How is that fair?" [+26]
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"There is a theory that women see sex as a exchange coin, and by slutshamming they are trying to stop the lowering of its value, by not overloading the market with the coin (AKA as sex).That is the evolutionary point of view as why women are the ones really behind slut shamming." [+68]
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'Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder. So fat can indeed be beautiful, if that's what floats your boat. "Healthy at any size", however, is bullshit.' [+511]
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"Sleep sex with your partner is not rape. At some point, both parties become aware of what's happening, and if one says to stop (not likely at this point) and the other keeps on plowing, then that's rape." [+30]
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"That was most certainly a rape joke. Making a joke about something awful does not make you a bad person." [+195]
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on using skin colour to describe a person: "It certainly applies anytime a physical description or ethnic background is relative to a conversation, as it would apply with asians, gingers, or normal people." [+41]
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"Black people that don't care if you say [the n-slur] in the friendly context as a white person." [+37]
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"Sex works differently: men are always sexual aggressors and always wrong." [+234] "No, race works the same way: white people are always racist, and it is impossible to be racist towards a white person. Just look at affirmative action." [+105]
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"Black people don't usually get mad at [the use of "n-slur"] unless the white person is being an asshole... then they are just mad at the white person for being an asshole" [+86]
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"Manifest. Destiny." [+60] "TO THE WEST WE GO." [+64] "The Karma Trail of Tears." [+40]
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"Peasant's Quest is ten years old. And awesome." [+90] "Like my girlfriend." [+173]
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"There is a special place in hell for 1. rapists 2. people who lie about being raped" [+700]
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"Faggot! The incredible true story behind OP." [+237]
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OP's friend is about to get tricked into acting for pornography: "Oh my god! That's disgusting. Are they going to be posted online anywhere?" [+250]
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"You can only be a creep if you are unattractive. First step is to be handsome." [+78]
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Maybe she's a rare female that doesn't fuck on the first night, and is someone who could have been an excellent girlfriend in the future. Or ya know, just a tease. [...] Women are terrible creatures regardless, but I love them. [+366]
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"Isn't the the opposite of patriarchy?" "You have a lot to learn about blaming the patriarchy." [+105] "It is because of the Patriarchy that men are not interested in the women's superior game and women don't like sports, shitlord." [+50]
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"It's funny how the whole fat acceptance movement seems to be purely female." [+1156] "I would like to know how the movement to get women to feel less ashamed of average body types get twisted into people thinking there is now a rule you need to be attracted to larger people if you aren't?" [+152]
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Yeah whenever a 5'1 girl says she wants a "tall man! Do not contact me if you're under 5'10!"...Next. I don't need a superficial thundercunt [...] Height is the single only trait a guy cannot change about himself unless he wants to break his fucking legs for a year. Get over yourselves, girls [+64]
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about a Chinese man: "They're extremely hard to tell apart." [+1450]
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[transphobia ahoy!] [how can you make the one-word post above disturbing?] "Goodbye" "penis, HELLO SYNTHETIC VAGINA." [+50]
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[Mozilla's homophobic CEO resigns] "Perhaps we should move away from targeting someone at their job for what they do outside of it and instead champion those who are capable of putting their differences aside in a professional setting." [+506]