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Every person who isn't on my team sucks. FUCK SIDNEY CROSBY.

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Jeff Skinner H I S T O R I C Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL History out-jerked enough bullshit 1st Round Exit Players only meeting Pavel Datsyuk’s strongest soldier you bum 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Joe Pavelski is the greatest player ever THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT! 🚨JOKE FREE🚨 it was a very fortunate bounce Brad Marchand is my Father

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How do I explain my hockey kink to prospective partners?

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Brad Marchand is my Father

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Alright NHL, why does this nerd keep getting jobs when he's accomplished absolutely nothing?

🚨JOKE FREE🚨

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Jessica Cambell will be the first woman to coach an NHL team

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Cale Makar seen begging for a job

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

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We have Ovi at home

THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT!

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Edmonton “best fans” Oilers

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Jeff Skinner

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1 month ago

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G-g-g-g-guys......... 😳😳

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Joe Pavelski is the greatest player ever

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4 months ago

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12 fans

H I S T O R I C

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Average rangers fan

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Outjerked by non-hockey subreddit????

out-jerked

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‘Go ____ Go!’ Chants

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Suspended 1st Round Exit

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3 months ago

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How Basketball fans determine if a player is classy vs how Hockey fans do it

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Mod Pavel Datsyuk’s strongest soldier

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6 months ago

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THEY DID WHAT?!?!?

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Alberta needs less teams

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3 months ago

We got basketball and hockey, but what’s the next big Canadian sport that the USA will take and make better?

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NHLcirclejerk users when it comes to…

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What a fucking fraud

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Hockey fans if adding 'y' or 'er' after a player's name was winning championships

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Who else is excited to see Gooning make a comeback in the NHL?

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Disabled Suspended you bum

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8 months ago

Why would Michael Bunting do this? Doesn’t he know it’s a serious crime to destroy college property

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Out jerked by fucking baseball

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8 months ago

Why didn’t the Canucks pull a Rielly after the Griddy? Are they too soft for the nhl?

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Toronto fans rn

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Which one of you bums reported me

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