r/MurderedByWords

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A place for well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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Rule 1 | Posts must include a murder or burn Removed by consensus Rule 2 | No reposts Rule 4 | Circlejerking Rule 1 | Posts must include a Murder or Burn Rule 6 | Personal Information whatever, y'all upvoted it Reddit nice Burn Rule 2 | No Reposts Removed Classic Murder :angeryturtle::beer::npc::stfu::sooz::pika::shapiro::obama: Not this post again... Repost Politics Burn Rule 4 | No memes Rule 1 | Posts must include a burn or murder Murder Rule 3 | Messy Content Rule 3 | Quality control This isn't a fuckin SoundCloud dump Rule 1 | Posts must include a murder or burn Rule 4 | No memes Rule 4 | No memes Puerto Ricowned Rule 1 | Posts must include a murder or burn Rule 2 | No reposts Video, but we'll let it slide Rule 3 | Quality control view more

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to r/MurderedByWords by beerbellybegone

1 month ago

2,941

Elon's salute, and what that means for this subreddit

Posted by beerbellybegone

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by Dandylion44

3 days ago

12,387

Sometimes it's hard inheriting $20m

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to r/MurderedByWords by belovedburningwolf

6 hours ago

5,287

Even judges commit murder (by words)

Posted by belovedburningwolf

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1 week ago

to r/MurderedByWords by Pdoom346

1 week ago

34,546

Don’t Trust Everything Online

Posted by Pdoom346

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1 week ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by AstronautAshleigh

1 week ago

60,592

Now who’s the idiot

Posted by AstronautAshleigh

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2 weeks ago 6 comments

to r/MurderedByWords by dellaazeem22

6 days ago

49,992

Pretending to be soft engineer doesn’t makes you one

Posted by dellaazeem22

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:soozwheel: Legends never die :soozwheel:

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2 weeks ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by John_1992_funny

1 week ago

92,246

He is protecting himself for when he scams us.

Posted by John_1992_funny

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3 weeks ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by BurntLemon

1 week ago

66,781

Why do people think

Posted by BurntLemon

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3 weeks ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by Hajicardoso

1 week ago

98,473

Dictators and Power...

Posted by Hajicardoso

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3 weeks ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by nikamats

1 week ago

130,726

Defund SpaceX

Posted by nikamats

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3 weeks ago 2 comments

to r/MurderedByWords by Brian_Ghoshery

1 week ago

156,416

Survival Without Subsidies

Posted by Brian_Ghoshery

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3 weeks ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by JerryJr99

3 weeks ago

83,624

He is merely a clown

Posted by JerryJr99

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by Soft_Cable5934

1 week ago

105,691

Christians to be Christian

Posted by Soft_Cable5934

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by JerryJr99

1 month ago

45,686

Well, the normal husbands…

Posted by JerryJr99

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by CorleoneBaloney

1 month ago

32,068

The Party of Traditional Values

Posted by CorleoneBaloney

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by CorleoneBaloney

1 month ago

75,736

Stop doing that, junior.

Posted by CorleoneBaloney

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by DLX4B

1 month ago

13,737

Behold, the Master Race!

Posted by DLX4B

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by Present-Proposal3510

1 month ago

2,153

Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

Posted by Present-Proposal3510

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1 month ago

to r/MurderedByWords by Hajicardoso

1 month ago

112,499

Woke Mind Deleted...

Posted by Hajicardoso

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by Emit-Sol

1 month ago

This guy went to a concert and was unpleased with somebodies behavior. 😭

Posted by Emit-Sol

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1 month ago

to r/MurderedByWords by Important_Weekend289

1 month ago

742

Lickspittle: a person who behaves obsequiously to those in power

Posted by Important_Weekend289

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1 month ago

to r/MurderedByWords by JerryJr99

1 month ago

20,091

This time, he chose a teenage girl persona

Posted by JerryJr99

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by CorleoneBaloney

1 month ago

93,504

A toast to the working class!

Posted by CorleoneBaloney

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by JerryJr99

1 month ago

7,848

He is both a liar and a hypocrite

Posted by JerryJr99

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/MurderedByWords by Charming_Sparkles

1 month ago

7,688

Murder from 3rd Degree burn

Posted by Charming_Sparkles

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to r/MurderedByWords

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