Good evening, everyone! Sharing another story with you all - my first visit to The Monkey Club.

Unlike most adventures, this one began long before the actual night; The Monkey Club is the first place I’ve needed to conduct a proper vetting beforehand. Face & body photos (not too hard to arrange) and an interview to determine my experience level. After a phone call ensuring that I wouldn’t have a tantrum watching my girlfriend fuck other guys (lol), we were given the all clear and invited to the next party!

First timers are invited to arrive at the earlier time of 8:30pm, so with the lovely u/lushmartini (who will now be referred to as LM) we made our way to the house located in the Eastern Suburbs and introduced ourselves to the host. The décor is fantastically opulent (Marie Condo would have a field trip inside) and began by tagging along for one of the tours. The layout is roughly as follows:

• Ground floor is for cloakroom, changing, drinks, socialising and bathrooms

• Downstairs is for playing, with ~7 beds across three interconnected rooms

We made ourselves some drinks and joined the conversations. It was a fantastic vibe – swingers clubs (e.g. Between Friends, BCS) can be a surprisingly isolated setting, and feel difficult to approach strangers. Here however, the conversation flowed easily and people intermingled and flirted seamlessly. We picked some early marks and come 10pm, it was time to head down.

The general pattern of the night was

1. Go downstairs, find a spot, start having sex and then invite someone to come play with us

2. Go upstairs to debrief and have a drink; be pleasantly interrupted by someone attractive and then start chatting together

3. Agree that we should play with that person

4. Repeat

Round 1 included a guy who had broken his wrist a week beforehand, but still rocked up in a cast! Now that’s dedication. Highlight: Making out with LM while guy #1 fucked her from the edge of the bed. I love threesome makeout sessions.

Round 2 started with the two of us fucking with guy #2; continued with us having a Deep & Meaningful discussion with guy #2 and newly arrived guy #3; then ended with LM fucking guy #3 while I held her in my arms and told her what a slut she was. Highlight: Giving guy #3 a Hi-Five and laughing because we’d both come inside LM.

Round 3 ended with a guy that I met at my first gangbang! Great to meet him again and it was a pleasure to invite him to fuck LM with me. Highlight: After I’d finished, having LM rest her head on my stomach, holding her body still as guy #4 fucked her with her legs in the air.

A quick interruption to the story – at one point during a discussion upstairs, a woman was explaining that each of the guys present had a particular ‘skill’ that they were known for – So “Dan” over there is the best at rimming, “Ryan” over there is the best at fucking you against a wall… she asked LM what my skill was and with a bit of thought, she said (to my surprise) that my skill was “dirty talk”, and that my words had managed to make her come at a sex party for the first time. So, there you go. Seems I’m the orgasm whisperer, literally. Interruption over

Round 4 was a surprise to both of us - we didn’t think we had it in us but slowly we began having sex as we watched the couples around us. An attractive girl was fucking guy #2 and we invited them to join our bed… eventually we were fucking side by side and I would alternate between fucking LM and sticking my cock into this beautiful girl’s mouth (LM was back to sucking guy #2’s cock). After I came, LM joined me in licking and fingering this girl, eventually having her squirt as I fingered her. Highlight: Laying between these two gorgeous women post-sex as we talked and laughed, unable to believe what a lucky guy I am.

After that it was time to leave! We got home and had sex another three times, eventually falling asleep sometime around 3am. The sex at home was intensely passionate and loving, a beautiful cap to an amazing night. The relaxing and fun atmosphere that The Monkey Club produces is second to none, and maybe you’ll see us there one day :)