Hey guys - I (M37) would love to see the best Melbourne has to offer for a younger man (20 - 25) to help switch off the brain of a very dear lady in my life for a period of time. 😈 You bring the girth we’ll provide the location.

You will be DDF, a good listener and caring for her experience - respectful of any boundaries and bring your A game. Energiser bunny style. Preferably tall and muscular and a generous switch.

For this experience Girth and length are non negotiable and applicants under say nine inches or not resembling a soda can will respectfully not be considered. You guys are wonderful too don’t get us wrong - just not for this adventure.

She has dark hair - curvy where it counts, smart and incredibly sexy - frankly you’re both winning out of this.

I’m straight so no expectations of a sword fight (you’d win) but I’ll be present the whole time - supporting her and enhancing her experience in whatever way she graces me with. Protection is not optional or up for negotiation - again no shade if you don’t like to wear a hat just not the vibe for this adventure.

So come on fellas - slide into me DMs with your ASL and pics to back up the goods - I’ll let you know if you’ve been shortlisted but otherwise you know - no response is a response.

Do your thing Reddit!

EDIT: Apparently the mods require tribute so my physical details are: I’m 6’2’’, muscular blonde hair blue eyes with a beard - consider me the Viking you ordered off Wish..