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Hi there,
We know it's last minute, but we are looking for a connection tonight. We can host.
Please, if you have no intentions of actually meeting, do not waste our time. Weâve been flaked on and ghosted, which sucks.
Happily married couple looking to spice things up with another single male or likeminded couple.
Wife is delicious, sexy mummy and a generous lover. Beautiful C breasts with suckable nipples to die for. A sexy juicy pussy with lips that hug anything lucky enough to enter it. She has love handles but is far from large.
If youâre after some sexy nude time with us, massage, and the CHANCE (no guarantees) of more, drop is a message.
Generally speaking, itâs one and done for us, weâre not into regular playmates as want to avoid anything more than a one off connection. Yes, we are still picky.
Weâve met great guys off Reddit in the past, yes we are real! If youâve messaged us previously and it hasnât eventuated, please feel free to connect again, as always, we clear our messages and deleted our last post as we were contacted by a tonne of time wasters.
Weâre after:
- Be a decent bloke or ultra friendly couple
- 7â plus (bigger the better)
- Under 40
- Experienced
- Donât need to be a gym junkie, but having taken care of yourself
- No time wasters
- Drug / STD free
- MFM or MFMF -Bonus points if youâre a master with your fingers and tongue.
Perfect personal hygiene is expected, including grooming. Straight or bi is fine, whatever you are comfortable with to maximize the experience; we respect your boundaries, but expect the same.
Speaking of boundaries, wife isnât into rough play (ie. choking), pain, or anything that leaves a mark. Her booty is just for spanking, no anal guys, sorry!
We wonât share face photos until we first speak on the phone as discretion is important to us. We will exchange racy photos if reciprocal (letâs not beat around the bush, we want to see your xxx photos before meeting!)
Weâre age verified / member validated on Adult Match Maker and RHP - yes, weâre real đ
When messaging us, please introduce yourself, telling us why youâd be a good fit. This may sound arrogant, but we received a tonne of messages from our last post, which were merely saying âHi, Iâm X years old and can come tonightâ. That doesnât cut it with the wife. We want to know and see who weâre talking too.
Drop us a message starting with âTONIGHTâ so we know youâve read this entire message.
Thank you! â¤ď¸
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