Hi there,

We are looking for a connection, ideally tonight.

Please, if you have no intentions of actually meeting, do not waste our time. We’ve been flaked on recently (and ghosted), which sucks.

Happily married couple located in Vermont looking to spice things up, with discrete, no inhibitions, clean fun! We host.

Wife is delicious, sexy mummy and a generous lover. Beautiful C breasts with suckable nipples to die for. A sexy juicy pussy. She has love handles but is far from large.

If you’re after some sexy nude time with us, massage, spa and the CHANCE (no guarantees) of more, drop is a message.

Generally speaking, it’s one and done for us, we’re not into regular playmates as want to avoid anything more than a one off connection. Yes, we are still picky.

We’ve met great guys off Reddit in the last 3 months and are on the hunt for our next. If you’ve messaged us previously and it hasn’t eventuated, please feel free to connect again, as always, we clear our messages and deleted our last post as we were contacted by a tonne of time wasters.

We’re after:

• Be a decent bloke! -Strip down on arrival
• 7” plus
• Under 40
• Experienced
• Don’t need to be a gym junkie, but having taken care of yourself
• No time wasters
• Can play after 9pm
• Drug / STD free
• MFM
• Bonus points if you’re a master with your fingers! 💦

Perfect personal hygiene is expected, including grooming. Straight or bi is fine, just expect when we play for focus to be on wife.

Wife isn’t into rough play (ie. choking), pain, or anything that leaves a mark. Slapping her booty is encouraged though 😁

We won’t share face photos until we first speak on the phone as discretion is important to us. We will exchange racy photos if reciprocal (let’s not beat around the bush, we want to see your xxx photos before meeting!)

We’re age verified / member validated on Adult Match Maker - yes, we’re real 😂

When messaging us, please introduce yourself, telling us why you’d be a good fit. This may sound arrogant, but we received a tonne of messages from our last post, which were merely saying “Hi, I’m X years old and can come tonight”. That doesn’t cut it with the wife. We want to know and see who we’re talking too.

Drop us a message starting with “Squirt!” so we know you’ve read this entire message.

Thank you! ❤️