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r/Malaphors

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Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.

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to r/Malaphors by thisasynesthete
1 year ago
The road to good intentions is paved with the devil's details
to r/Malaphors by hasanyoneseenmyshirt
1 year ago
from your lips to a gift horse's mouth.
to r/Malaphors by Bobopalace
10 months ago
Fool me once, shame on me. But teach a man to fool me and I shall be fooled for the rest of my life!
to r/Malaphors by mloop4469
1 year ago
The grass is always greener in the bush.
to r/Malaphors by bloodredswan
1 year ago
Let's hit this show on the road!
to r/Malaphors by keel2553
3 months ago
Even a broken squirrel finds an acorn twice a day.
to r/Malaphors by Bobopalace
10 months ago
Ready to throw in the white flag
to r/Malaphors by m0nk_3y_gw
1 year ago
asleep at the well
to r/Malaphors by m0nk_3y_gw
1 year ago
The ape doesn't fall far from the tree
to r/Malaphors by CheckUsLavakia
4 months ago
You either die a lemon, or you live long enough to see yourself become lemonade
to r/Malaphors by CheckUsLavakia
4 months ago
It's time to chew ass and kick bubble gum
to r/Malaphors by CheckUsLavakia
4 months ago
Monkey see, kathmandu
to r/Malaphors by CheckUsLavakia
4 months ago
If you can't beat them, fix them
to r/Malaphors by PirateJazz
5 months ago
The early bird gets stoned twice
to r/Malaphors by CheckUsLavakia
4 months ago
People in burning houses sink ships
to r/Malaphors by TessaFink
1 year ago
Teary-Eyed and Bushy-Tailed
to r/Malaphors by Bobopalace
10 months ago
Let sleeping dogs lie through your teeth
to r/Malaphors by Bobopalace
10 months ago
I’m sweating like a pig in church
to r/Malaphors by keel2553
3 months ago
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
to r/Malaphors by TessaFink
1 year ago
“Stop seeing red flags through rose colored glasses.” @marcsebastianf
to r/Malaphors by TessaFink
1 year ago
I’ll fix that bridge when I come to it.
to r/Malaphors by keel2553
3 months ago
My grandpa always told me, “I used to walk 5 miles uphill both ways to go to the hill to die on.”
to r/Malaphors by Hebashi
1 year ago
Hitting two birds with a glass house
to r/Malaphors by keel2553
3 months ago
That’s like missing the forest for the hill to die on.
to r/Malaphors by LinkoftheCentury
10 months ago
He's pushing up an apple a day.