By which I mean open play and/or swinger parties where people arrive hoping to have sex. And bad as in cringy, not fun, left disappointed, rather than anything involving sexual assault or criminal activity.

I've been going to swinger parties, play parties, whatever you want to call them, since 2016 or so. They're always a gamble, you know? You have to accept that going into it. I've met long term partners at play parties. Some parties were so dull I didn't even take my clothes off. And then there's the memorably bad ones.

And then there was last night, where I was treated to the host's two bratty little-girl girlfriends bratting at each other for hours, screeching "Daddy!" whenever one got mean. One in an anime-girl voice. The other in fine trailer-trash form. Both completely wasted and it was only 10pm.

I tried to get something going in another room, but they were so damn loud and annoying and the men just were not able to focus enough to have any fun. When my guy and my meta finally threw in the towel (after having no fun either) I got dressed as quick as I could. That was a quiet drive home, lol.

Almost as cringy as the one where a woman changed the TV to the Trump rally. I live in a very blue state.

What are your memorably bad parties?