I’m looking for honest feedback. This is my bio rough draft and I’d like to know how I come across.

What would you think if you saw this profile? Is it engaging or are there things I could change?

I understand numbers aren’t on my side here, I just want to make sure my bio isn’t hurting my chances.

Here it is:

My partner and I have been together for 19 years, married for 11. We are looking for a female for a FFM threesome. We are new to this so we would want you to be comfortable with some clunkiness while we are learning.

Even if that’s not you we are open to talking to like minded people that have something to share; we are eager to learn. Just please be yourself.

I am a white, heteroflexible, full-time homemaker, part-time nudist. I enjoy spending quiet time stretching and thinking. I also enjoy long walks through new neighborhoods to look at the different ways people decorate and landscape.

I currently have squash and tomato plants that are taking over my garden area and the surrounding paths. I don’t want to prune needlessly so I need to find something to do with all these leaves. If you have any suggestions I’m all ears.