r/DecreasinglyVerbose

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Take a body of text. Condense it while retaining grammar and logic. final product should mean the same as the original. Do not just remove letters / words; that is r/decreasinglylong.

If you fail to keep the context of the original message, your comment or post may be removed without warning or explanation.

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Lewdghostgirl

1 month ago

Yare Yare…

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by MCMehMeh

8 months ago

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Enough said.

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4 years ago xpost from r/ToiletPaperUSA

to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by hivirus555000

1 year ago

A supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give.

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by flameBMW245

7 months ago

Help im covered in dust

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by flameBMW245

7 months ago

Heavy: Ya da dadadada It is good day to be not dead

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Riatla_

8 months ago

Impossible! No one can deflect the Emerald Splash!

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by DoubleDonk

8 months ago

View Post: I want to see a remake of Cloud Atlas. In this one, Mads plays each of the main characters of each storyline. Also mixed in is that movie The Butterfly Effect but Mads is the main character instead of Ashton Kutcher. It’d be called Cloud Stupid.

I want to see a remake of Cloud Atlas. In this one, Mads plays each of the main characters of each storyline. Also mixed in is that movie The Butterfly Effect but Mads is the main character instead of Ashton Kutcher. It’d be called Cloud Stupid.

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by BrandonMedia21

6 months ago

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I've recognized that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Dylsponge

7 months ago

View Post: I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY DICK SO GOD DAMN HARD THAT I CANNOT FEEL MY LEFT LEG, MY LEFT LEG HAS WENT TOTALLY NUMB. AND, MY DICK HAS ALSO WENT TOTALLY NUMB. TO THE POINT WHERE IT FEELS FUCKING WEIRD WHEN I GO TO TAKE A PEE

I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY DICK SO GOD DAMN HARD THAT I CANNOT FEEL MY LEFT LEG, MY LEFT LEG HAS WENT TOTALLY NUMB. AND, MY DICK HAS ALSO WENT TOTALLY NUMB. TO THE POINT WHERE IT FEELS FUCKING WEIRD WHEN I GO TO TAKE A PEE

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by richmanDUD

8 months ago

Help I think my knee is growing.

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by NueticNoesis

7 months ago

This comment is hacked. Like to totally die.

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by 1nvis1

3 months ago

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Announcements and important stuff for r/DecreasinglyVerbose

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text go brrrr

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by OknataSkeltro

8 months ago

Big Iron verse 1

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by boofme2time

1 year ago

hmmmm...penis sex

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by themattgannon

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On r/hmmm

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by AnmolNukal7

10 months ago

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Does this belong here?

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Zero_Pine

7 months ago

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I’m not cold

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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by llamallamabarryobama

7 months ago

Great Walla'gina:

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