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r/DecreasinglyVerbose

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Take a body of text. Condense it while retaining grammar and logic. final product should mean the same as the original. Do not just remove letters / words; that is r/decreasinglylong.

If you fail to keep the context of the original message, your comment or post may be removed without warning or explanation.



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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Lewdghostgirl
3 months ago
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Yare Yare…
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by MCMehMeh
10 months ago
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Enough said.
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by hivirus555000
1 year ago
A supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give.
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by flameBMW245
9 months ago
Help im covered in dust
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by flameBMW245
9 months ago
Heavy: Ya da dadadada It is good day to be not dead
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Riatla_
10 months ago
Impossible! No one can deflect the Emerald Splash!
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by potatoequalrights
9 months ago
IKANAIDE
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by DoubleDonk
9 months ago
I want to see a remake of Cloud Atlas. In this one, Mads plays each of the main characters of each storyline. Also mixed in is that movie The Butterfly Effect but Mads is the main character instead of Ashton Kutcher. It’d be called Cloud Stupid.
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by potatoequalrights
9 months ago
Mafumafu
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by potatoequalrights
9 months ago
I want you to hold me so that I can finally fall asleep at night. I want to protect you until we part. I wish with all of my heart that you will feel the same way, but I know it is far outside of the realm of possibilities.
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Vinzan
1 month ago
Have you ever had a dream?
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by goldwasp602
9 months ago
The Kurds enjoy the visual consumption of pornographic images
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by BrandonMedia21
7 months ago
I've recognized that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Dylsponge
9 months ago
I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY DICK SO GOD DAMN HARD THAT I CANNOT FEEL MY LEFT LEG, MY LEFT LEG HAS WENT TOTALLY NUMB. AND, MY DICK HAS ALSO WENT TOTALLY NUMB. TO THE POINT WHERE IT FEELS FUCKING WEIRD WHEN I GO TO TAKE A PEE
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by richmanDUD
10 months ago
Help I think my knee is growing.
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by NueticNoesis
9 months ago
This comment is hacked. Like to totally die.
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by potatoequalrights
9 months ago
Eminem “Rap God” Third Verse
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by frying_pans
3 months ago
Google terms of service
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by 1nvis1
5 months ago
Announcements and important stuff for r/DecreasinglyVerbose
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by OknataSkeltro
10 months ago
Big Iron verse 1
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to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by boofme2time
1 year ago
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hmmmm...penis sex
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by themattgannon
9 months ago
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On r/hmmm
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by AnmolNukal7
1 year ago
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Does this belong here?
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by Zero_Pine
9 months ago
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I’m not cold
to r/DecreasinglyVerbose by llamallamabarryobama
9 months ago
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Great Walla'gina:
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