r/DecreasinglyVerbose
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Take a body of text. Condense it while retaining grammar and logic. final product should mean the same as the original. Do not just remove letters / words; that is r/decreasinglylong.

If you fail to keep the context of the original message, your comment or post may be removed without warning or explanation.



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Enough said.
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A supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give.
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Help im covered in dust
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Heavy: Ya da dadadada It is good day to be not dead
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Impossible! No one can deflect the Emerald Splash!
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I've recognized that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
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Help I think my knee is growing.
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This comment is hacked. Like to totally die.
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Announcements and important stuff for r/DecreasinglyVerbose
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Big Iron verse 1
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hmmmm...penis sex
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On r/hmmm
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Does this belong here?
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Iā€™m not cold
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Great Walla'gina:
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Assume an title