any comebacks for dealing with a bully who is really good at comebacks and word play

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hi i really need some comeback's for a guy that regular verbally bullies me every day but the problem is that he can create these comebacks from thin air that i would never have thought about ever so any help with this would be great, below is a quick description of the guy and some of the things that could be made into comebacks with the right brain behind them,

Is 6 Foot Tall When I am 5 Foot 8, He Is 16 But Has A Girlfriend Who Is 2 And A Half Years Younger Than Him, She Is A "Goth Person"? He Has A Really Bad Haircut And Other People Who Know Him Agree. Other Than That That Is All I Can Think Of. Thank You In Advance If Anyone can help me please thank you.

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