BrandNewSentence

to r/BrandNewSentence by itchyd

9 months ago

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"I too want my spine blown out of my body with compressed air." On seeing an eel being prepared by a chef.

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Blueshift_rEDSHIFT

4 months ago

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Smells like unicorn

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by epicfudge123

8 months ago

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I like the mental picture

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by genius23sarcasm

4 months ago

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Imagine being a Jedi and clapping cheeks...

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to r/BrandNewSentence by MeanoldPacman

1 year ago

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Forced Monkey Labor Allegations

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to r/BrandNewSentence by dusk-force

1 year ago

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peer-pressuring your friend into simping for a character isn’t a sin, right? 🤨

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Tree-Nui-Tee

2 weeks ago

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My friend’s opinion on soy milk

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to r/BrandNewSentence by azimuthofficial

1 year ago

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Potato placebo

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1 year ago

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Found this one on the BBC website.

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by brohica

5 months ago

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The Repressive, Authoritarian Soul of “Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends”

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Puffy__

11 months ago

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Thighs are merely flesh shorts for your bones

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2 months ago

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Indiana

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by pelicanpumpkim

1 year ago

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Boyfriend in law

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4 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by orchid_breeder

8 months ago

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Illegal underground grandma karaoke bars

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to r/BrandNewSentence by raxagos

1 year ago

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Feeling my uterus start the self destruct party.

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to r/BrandNewSentence by b_d_h

1 year ago

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Chad Ivan 360 no-scoping with a tomahawk...

in Chad

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4 years ago xpost from r/TIHI in Chad

to r/BrandNewSentence by Puffy__

11 months ago

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YEET THAT MEAT INTO THE THING BETWEEN MY FEET!

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Jamesyoder14

9 months ago

21

Finally found one in the wild!

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4 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by betterlooklikelance

1 year ago

122

Thanks, I hate McDonalds candles

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to r/BrandNewSentence by RogerTheShrubber42

8 months ago

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What the f?

Posted by RogerTheShrubber42

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to r/BrandNewSentence by rubberduckmaf1a

1 year ago

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And here we were wearing masks around our grandparents.

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4 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by wdrappo

8 months ago

13

Intercontinental ballistic homing gorditas.

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4 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by yellowseptember

8 months ago

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Crocodile Love

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Mrjohnjohn12

1 year ago

11

Not many people can say a python gave them a titty twister...

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to r/BrandNewSentence by dimonium_anonimo

8 months ago

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Clapping thicc particles

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