BrandNewSentence

to r/BrandNewSentence by N_Korea_Castellanos

1 year ago

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Some of those milfs can ball.

Posted by N_Korea_Castellanos

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Tatochipman

8 months ago

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I Will Kill This Poor TORO 60V Commercial 21" Mower

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to r/BrandNewSentence by aLabrinth

1 year ago

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The kind of person who eats pizza with their ass

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Cocoamix86

8 months ago

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Mach 10 rainbow

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Teh_Bass

1 year ago

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this is the best sentence i have ever heard about the govt!

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to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden

8 months ago

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You would be better off sandpapering a lion's ass...

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3 years ago xpost from r/HolUp

to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden

8 months ago

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girls have just been sanding themselves like an old table.

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8 months ago

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...stuck together like two moist slices ae Billy Bear ham...

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8 months ago

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I collect their corpses and display them in my room.

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to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden

8 months ago

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I still shower with my mom.

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to r/BrandNewSentence by genius23sarcasm

2 months ago

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Eat, Pray, Stab

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to r/BrandNewSentence by Dylsponge

8 months ago

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What about you and me? Using our genital fluids in an electrifying mutual sadomasochistic heaven?

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by Trip_life_away

2 months ago

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If I was an Italian plumber…

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to r/BrandNewSentence by TriLinin

1 year ago

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You can call them*...

Posted by TriLinin

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to r/BrandNewSentence by chefranden

8 months ago

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As soon as you turn 16 you can play lip guitar...

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to r/BrandNewSentence by manic_panic

1 year ago

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“The teeth of wandering meatloaf....”

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to r/BrandNewSentence by yellow-memes

8 months ago

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Gamerist with amogus characteristics

Posted by yellow-memes

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to r/BrandNewSentence by ArmanXZS

8 months ago

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aids is her zodiac sign

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to r/BrandNewSentence by rubberduckmaf1a

1 year ago

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Fallacially disabled...

Posted by rubberduckmaf1a

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to r/BrandNewSentence by King-Juggernaut

3 months ago

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Poetic, really.

Posted by King-Juggernaut

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3 years ago 1 comment

to r/BrandNewSentence by sasboss91

1 year ago

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Recent outbreak of gon rhea!

Posted by sasboss91

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by ColdEarth7

9 months ago

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diversity resides within Tom Hanks’ balls

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by An-Idaho-Potatt

8 months ago

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Anvil Shooter

Posted by An-Idaho-Potatt

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3 years ago

to r/BrandNewSentence by unwarilyplease

3 months ago

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Uhhhh what?

Posted by unwarilyplease

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3 years ago 1 comment

to r/BrandNewSentence by Tjllenmeme

9 months ago

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A duct taped banana can go for $120k, you’re worth a glance.

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