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r/BrandNewSentence

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to r/BrandNewSentence by thatguygxx
1 year ago
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You had me at "Post Ejaculatory Modifications to Sperm (PEMS). Also what caused this study?
to r/BrandNewSentence by cordedphoenix55
1 year ago
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Warning!! Do not be tempted to flick your cats bollocks when he is asleep
to r/BrandNewSentence by toyrtedas
1 year ago
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"Harder then Chinese maths"
to r/BrandNewSentence by Fl1pNatic
9 months ago
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"Masturbation is the king of sleep"
to r/BrandNewSentence by roostertree
1 day ago
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Estrogen as a recreational drug
to r/BrandNewSentence by BenCaxt0n
2 weeks ago
Preview thumbnail for If my child can't Doordash neither can the teacher image
If my child can't Doordash neither can the teacher
to r/BrandNewSentence by jeicolpol
1 year ago
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New kink unlocked
to r/BrandNewSentence by SinfulSunday
3 months ago
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“Pilot dies after Plane crashes during gender reveal party in Mexico.”
in Mexico
to r/BrandNewSentence by hamilton-614
2 weeks ago
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Hitting a lamp post while hanging out of car window without top on
to r/BrandNewSentence by toyrtedas
1 year ago
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Breaded stuff is essentially the condom
to r/BrandNewSentence by yearoftherabbit
8 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Who hasn't dragged their taint over broken glass for this exact reason? image
Who hasn't dragged their taint over broken glass for this exact reason?
to r/BrandNewSentence by WaterQuarter100
1 year ago
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Permanent what now?
to r/BrandNewSentence by milesinbetweenus
7 months ago
Preview thumbnail for “It’s like a man and a woman had so many babies and abortions together until they found the right phenotypic pick” image
“It’s like a man and a woman had so many babies and abortions together until they found the right phenotypic pick”
to r/BrandNewSentence by anonymouse21212
10 months ago
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I need to go rewrap the dog!
to r/BrandNewSentence by agonizingIy
11 months ago
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I hope all of her holes are doing good
to r/BrandNewSentence by SpicyLunaDog99
10 months ago
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‘X’ Rebrand Gets Twitter Blocked Under Indonesia Porn Laws
in Indonesia
to r/BrandNewSentence by Patient_Yam4747
7 months ago
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Wait, what?
to r/BrandNewSentence by hot
1 year ago
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like a centaur that got chopped in half
to r/BrandNewSentence by Roseph88
5 months ago
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A couple 2am drunk sessions may not have been my shining moments.
to r/BrandNewSentence by FitzyFarseer
6 months ago
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Teen mom adds fentanyl to bottle thinking it was cocaine
to r/BrandNewSentence by juznjo
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for But it's their left arm. They didn't even do it right. Fucking stupid Nazis. image
But it's their left arm. They didn't even do it right. Fucking stupid Nazis.
to r/BrandNewSentence by CinemaslaveJoe
6 months ago
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If only they’d had some indication…
to r/BrandNewSentence by ImpressiveBug30
1 year ago
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Sims 4 Eugenics (guilty)
to r/BrandNewSentence by SimplyTereza
5 months ago
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Horrible horrible brand new sentence
to r/BrandNewSentence by eastcoastitnotes
1 year ago
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Haven’t heard it yet