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r/BrandNewSentence

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For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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is anything brand new anymore? Shitpost Repost Rule 6 Boring title Boring title Repost I could eat alphabet soup and crap a smarter statement Removed - doesn't fit the subreddit Custom Sentence Searcher🕵️‍♂️
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to r/BrandNewSentence by theTexasUncle
3 days ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
in Texas
to r/BrandNewSentence by scotty99CZ
2 days ago
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Charging my doorbell
to r/BrandNewSentence by GundamKyriosX
1 week ago
Preview thumbnail for "It gives me an immediate ice cream headache from my downstairs mouth." image
"It gives me an immediate ice cream headache from my downstairs mouth."
to r/BrandNewSentence by big_papa_geek
2 days ago
Preview thumbnail for Blue creampied gender reveal Strombl-he image
Blue creampied gender reveal Strombl-he
to r/BrandNewSentence by orchid_breeder
1 week ago
Preview thumbnail for People who seem to believe in race science love raw cream and the people who believe in science prefer pasteurized products. image
People who seem to believe in race science love raw cream and the people who believe in science prefer pasteurized products.
to r/BrandNewSentence by fuyu-no-hanashi
3 weeks ago
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they're turning bulgarians into spaniards
in Bulgaria
to r/BrandNewSentence by BakaPfoem
2 weeks ago
Preview thumbnail for Sexual molestation of rhinoceroses prior to goring them with their tusks. Sometimes, since elephants have vast penises, rhinos die from internal bleeding image
Sexual molestation of rhinoceroses prior to goring them with their tusks. Sometimes, since elephants have vast penises, rhinos die from internal bleeding
to r/BrandNewSentence by Twobrokelegs
1 week ago
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Gorging on pornography
to r/BrandNewSentence by OllieBoi666
3 weeks ago
Preview thumbnail for THE GUY WHO SHOT OSAMA BIN LADEN IS A VORE DADDY?! image
THE GUY WHO SHOT OSAMA BIN LADEN IS A VORE DADDY?!
to r/BrandNewSentence by ProgenitorOfMidnight
1 month ago
Preview thumbnail for "A phoenix made of sewage runoff." image
"A phoenix made of sewage runoff."
to r/BrandNewSentence by Illustrious-Lead-960
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for This is not a baby trebuchet, it is a baby catapult. image
This is not a baby trebuchet, it is a baby catapult.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Ok-Afternoon-2113
1 month ago
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Your skull is full of wet cat food
to r/BrandNewSentence by IOnlySeeDaylight
1 month ago
Preview thumbnail for That’s one cozy foreskin. image
That’s one cozy foreskin.
to r/BrandNewSentence by CreatureManstrosity
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Some times I regret having eyes image
Some times I regret having eyes
to r/BrandNewSentence by lolBaldy
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for "various freak off supplies" image
"various freak off supplies"
to r/BrandNewSentence by BlackBird1964
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for "Lefty looking for trash talk and humiliation by a conservative" image
"Lefty looking for trash talk and humiliation by a conservative"
to r/BrandNewSentence by Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe
3 months ago
Preview thumbnail for I would think it's funny if it wasn't $18k for an owlussy image
I would think it's funny if it wasn't $18k for an owlussy
to r/BrandNewSentence by Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe
3 months ago
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Through a subtle effect, a yellow pigment found in Cheetos snack food enables light to travel straight through tissue
to r/BrandNewSentence by OohWhatsThisButtonDo
3 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Surf Vote Abandons Biden After Beloved Actor Gary Busey Posts Lively 80th Birthday Tribute To Self image
Surf Vote Abandons Biden After Beloved Actor Gary Busey Posts Lively 80th Birthday Tribute To Self
to r/BrandNewSentence by orchid_breeder
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for My buddy's ex stopped him from going to a Bigfoot festival with me because she was worried we were going as an excuse to fuck. image
My buddy's ex stopped him from going to a Bigfoot festival with me because she was worried we were going as an excuse to fuck.
to r/BrandNewSentence by Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe
3 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Decoy ‘female’ fireflies lure males to their doom in a spider’s embrace image
Decoy ‘female’ fireflies lure males to their doom in a spider’s embrace
to r/BrandNewSentence by Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe
3 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Sharks love jazz music but don’t get classical image
Sharks love jazz music but don’t get classical
to r/BrandNewSentence by UlteriorKnowsIt
3 weeks ago
Preview thumbnail for So you can get fired for being on OF but not fired for shooting innocent unarmed civilians??? image
So you can get fired for being on OF but not fired for shooting innocent unarmed civilians???
to r/BrandNewSentence by lazy_k
1 month ago
Preview thumbnail for Russian tourist who 'tried to rape a cow' is gored by the animal and has to be rescued by stunned Thai police image
Russian tourist who 'tried to rape a cow' is gored by the animal and has to be rescued by stunned Thai police
to r/BrandNewSentence by HereLiesSociety
4 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Kobe ⛹🏿 image
Kobe ⛹🏿