I'll start off by saying that I'm basically on here because I have had some of the worst experiences lately on Hinge and Tinder, and figure what the hell, I use Reddit every day, I could try this out. My last date ended atrociously so I'm at my wit's end.

I'm also sort of at that point in life where I want an unconventional relationship. I'm DONE with the boring procession of dates with guys that reeeallly want to settle down and just lock me down. I have a really strong personality and a vivid imagination, so I want to explore, kinks and all! Most guys on dating apps say they're willing to try stuff, but never actually follow through.

So what kind of guy am I looking for? Call me crazy, but I love the sweet, lovable, even meek nerds out there. You guys may not be the most aggressive or even assertive out there, but my experience has taught me that you treat girls right without putting us on a pedestal. I'm totally fine if you're under 6 feet too (shocking, I know!) - I even once dated a guy that was well below my height (5'6, and he was 5'2).

To my point about nonconventionality - I really mean it. I'm even willing to think about making my next relationship open and what that would mean. I only live once, YOLO, all that shit, so why not at least try this with an open-minded Redditor. If you have a fetish (feet, milfs, cuckolding, small penis humiliation - which I actually have a bit of experience with - whatever!), there is absolutely no judgment here. Let's be fucking adults (that fuck).

I'll describe myself briefly but we can get more into it later. I'm short, red-headed, buxom (I hate that word but my mom once described me as that so here we are) and loud chick. I'm assertive, even pushy at times, but that's because I'm a feminist at heart (stay away incels). I've usually been the one to wear the pants in relationships and I kinda like it, so if you're willing to be my sidekick in crime rather than the main villain (that'd be me), we'll get along nicely.

I felt really stupid writing this but hopefully there's someone out there.