For those who are unaware, a "f*cksaws" (as someone at my local play house put it) is when you attach a dildo to a bladeless reciprocating saw/sawzall. Although, I have never scene one in person, they pop up all the time in porn. However, much like everything you see in porn, I am a bit skeptical of their authenticity. Thrusting sex machines make sense because their thrusts per minute range is realistic to how fast a human can thrust their hips, and the distance they thrust is a versatile 3 to 5 inches. Reciprocating saws, on the other hand, only thrust a maximum of two inches and move at speeds more akin to a vibrator than actual sex. This makes it incredibly hard for me to believe that they are actually enjoyable or practical. That's not to say I don't want them to be good. They are super easy to make, and as a man in the trades, I feel like it would be pretty on brand for me have one in my my toy repertoire, but I would love to hear first-hand accounts before I go to the effort and strapping a dildo to a power tool. 😅 Have any of you had experiences with them? Were they genuinely pleasurable or entirely overwhelming? Any thoughts or stories are greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading. 🙂