Most seasoned kink enthusiasts can easily rattle off some awesome pervertables off-the-top-of-their-head.

While this is fantastic for any newbie or anyone looking to expand their horizons, kink veterans know how easy it is to run into a metaphorical creative wall.

There are only so many times you can read about the same DIY bondage, sensation play, and impact play toys before you're ready to scream.

(Yeah, I'm ready to scream)

Instead of making sarcastic comments or sighing 20 billion times, I decided to create a list of common pervertables.

Here's what I came up with:

Impact Play

• Cutting boards
• Bats (Cricket, Nerf/foam padded, wooden)
• Ping pong paddle
• Spatulas
• Spoons (Wooden, metal, with slats, silicone, etc.)
• Rolling Pin
• Belts
• Shoes/boots/slippers
• Shoehorn
• Brooms
• Dowels
• Window Blind Rods
• Kite Rods
• Mallet/Rubber Hammer
• Hose
• Garden plant poles
• Ruler
• Hairbrush
• Books/textbooks
• Cords & Cables
• Paint sticks
• Fly swatter
• Walking cane
• Willow switch
• Back Scratcher

Sensation Play

• Brushes of all kinds
• Tigerbalm or other healing balm
• Rubber bands
• Forks
• Chopsticks
• Kebab/Skewer sticks
• Pens (capped/uncapped)
• Sandpaper
• Tacks
• Ice
• Feathers
• Blindfolds

Clips & Clamps

• Binder clips
• Clothespins
• Bobbypins

Gags

• Underwear
• Duct tape/other tape
• Rope
• Belt

Vibrators & Dildos

• Electric toothbrush
• Removable shower head
• Personal massager
• Hairbrush
• Cucumbers
• Carrot

Bondage & Restraints

• Belts
• Ties
• Bath robe belt
• Saran/plastic wrap
• Scarves
• Hair ties
• Rope
• Tape (Duct, electrical, packing, etc.)
• Twine/cord
• Toy handcuffs

Petplay

• Leashes
• Collars
• Cage
• Pet bed
• Horse crop

Now that I've listed everything, I do want to note this isn't solely intended for giving newbies ideas--though it does double as a great reference for beginners.

Instead, I'm looking for a discussion about more out-of-the-box or creative pervertables, for those of us who have been around the kink block a time or two.

These are a few of my favorites:

Impact Play

• Cricket bat
• Tire thumper
• Drumsticks
• Foam roller massager
• Meat tenderizer
• Wet dish towel

Sensation Play

• Textured gardening gloves
• Nail file
• Meat shredder/gloves
• Perler bead boards
• Guitar or banjo pics
• Faux pearls
• Corn holders

Clips & Clamps

• Skirt hanger with clips
• Chip clips

Gags

• Food-grade safe rubber ball
• Rolled-up socks

Vibrators & Dildos

• Vibrating cell phone
• Handles of kitchen utensils
• Hot dogs

Restraints & Bondage

• Straps with ratchets
• Combination locks
• Over-the-door hooks
• Medical/support braces
• Ace bandages

I'm sure I'm missing some big ones, but that's everything I can think of for now.

Now onto the big question:

What are your favorite homemade kink toys or pervertables?

Please feel free to expand on anything or share new ideas you've already tried or want to try in the future.