So, I (20F) have a kink for my partners to patronise/condescend me (specifically with a subtle kind of 'I know better than you' misogyny-type style). I've been wondering how I could help a partner better understand what I mean, but I'm struggling for specific examples.

The most accurate I've got so far are (yes, they're a little corny): - "..hm, say it again, maybe a little nicer this time." - "oh you think so? Uh-uh, yeah, ok" - "I...don't think you're ready for that just yet. No, no, I'm really proud of you for offering..but you won't even know how to do that, so you can stop trying to impress me." - "with eye contact, please..why're you looking over there? What's so interesting about that, hm?" - "..ah, I don't think you really know what that is, do you. It doesn't make you more impressive to do everything I ask you to."

What others could you find, or how could I sort of articulate it in a way that gives the impression of the above style? Ideally there'd be some wry chuckles, eye rolls and disappointed/secondhand embarrassment smirks too, but am I asking for too much?