Jules
    No, man, I don't eat cats.

        Vincent
    Are you vegetarian? 

        Jules
    I ain't vegetarian. I just don't gnaw on felines, that's all.

        Vincent
    Why not?

        Jules
    Cats are beautiful animals. I don't eat beautiful animals.

        Vincent
    Yeah, but cat tastes good. Kitty legs taste good.

        Jules
    Gerbils may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't
    eat the pretty motherfuckers.  Cats sleep and purr in my lap. That's a
    beautiful animal. I ain't eatin' nothin' ain't ugly enough to be wrapped in
    cellophane and sit on a supermarket shelf.

        Vincent
    How about a chicken? Chickens are ugly as fuck.

        Jules
    I don't eat chicken either.

        Vincent
    Yeah, but do you consider a chicken to be a beautiful animal?

        Jules
    I wouldn't go so far as to call a chicken beautiful but they're definitely
    cute. But a chicken's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

        Vincent
    So, by that rationale, if a chicken had no personality, he would cease to be
    a beautiful animal, is that true?

        Jules
    We'd have to be talkin' about one stupid motherfuckin' chicken.

Quentin enters the chat.

        Quentin
    'sup, my n****rs.

        Jules
    Shut the fuck up! You can't say that shit! What planet you from?

        Quentin
    What?

        Jules
    "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of. They speak English on What?

        Vincent
    And fuck you for having me say I like to eat kittens.

        Quentin
    What?

Jules stands.

        Jules
    Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherf*****, say 'what'
    one more goddamn time!

        Quentin
    What's with the asterisks?

Ext. Backyard — Five hours later

WINSTON WOLF pulls another piece of meat off the barbecue, sliding it onto Vincent's
plate.

        Winston
    You be careful not to burn your mouth on that, Lash Larue.

        Vincent
    Who the fuck's Lash LaRue?

        Winston
    Watch your language when you're talking to me. And eat up. You want my help
    getting rid of the evidence then you use your mouth for something useful,
    not getting pissy with the man who's saving your bacon.

        Jules
    I'm sure Vincent didn't mean any disrespect, Mr. Wolf. We're both grateful
    for you saving our careers.

        Vincent
    Yeah, any more dialogue like that and we'd never work in Hollywood again.

Vincent and Julea continue eating the barbecue, washing it down with beer.

        Vincent (cont)
    Think anyone will miss Quentin?

        Jules
    Maybe those losers who hang out on r/AntiJokes.

        Vincent
    It's r/AntiAntiJokes. And you can't say that shit; they'll downvote this to hell.

        Winston
    Nice use of a semicolon, Vincent. There may be hope for you.

Wolf takes another sip of his wine.

        Winston (cont)
    And if you think about it, OP hangs out on r/AntiAntiJokes, too. He's
    being self-deprecating. The connoisseurs at AntiAntiJokes will
    appreciate that.

        Vincent
    How the fuck you know how to spell connasewer?

        Winston
    Language, Vincent. And eat up.