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r/AntiAntiJokes

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reddit's home for absurd humor

**What *is* an AntiAntiJoke??** Well....

* Jokes have funny punchlines.
* AntiJokes have mundane, run-of-the-mill punchlines.
* AntiAntiJokes have absurd, ridiculous, non-sensical punchlines.

Here's an example (or see Rules):

> **Q**: A man walks into a bar...

> **AntiAntiJoke**: The floor of the bar collapses because it is made of *construction* paper. The man falls into the alligator pit below, where he befriends the alligators and lives happily ever after.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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Damned a million demons Also, I'm not David. I'm NotDavid. cold sweat, hot lava Quality jumps to conclusions quickly Lost the local spelling bee by just 4 units! No Internal Logic
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to r/AntiAntiJokes by SeriouslyAvg
1 month ago
How did Helen Keller burn her other ear???
to r/AntiAntiJokes by SeriouslyAvg
1 month ago
How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
to r/AntiAntiJokes by SeriouslyAvg
1 month ago
What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff?
to r/AntiAntiJokes by HornedKnight
6 months ago
A hermaphrodite and a Buddhist monk walk into a brothel
to r/AntiAntiJokes by LagunaSunrise55
1 month ago
A construction worker and the prodigal son walk into a bar
to r/AntiAntiJokes by OvidPerl
7 months ago
A young Tarantino discovers he can't write
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Maximum_Bliss
10 months ago
These AAJs lately set a low bar
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Burnerfortheburns
11 months ago
A Chicken Walked into Bar...
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Maximum_Bliss
10 months ago
What starts with an F and ends with a K?
to r/AntiAntiJokes by george-k-bailey
1 year ago
Every four days, a priest delivers a short sermon:
to r/AntiAntiJokes by hyperham51197
6 months ago
Yours mom’s so fat
to r/AntiAntiJokes by lesoraku
7 months ago
What starts with a C, ends in T, and has a U and N in the middle?
to r/AntiAntiJokes by hyperham51197
6 months ago
What do sharks have in their living room?
No Internal Logic
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Steakanator
1 year ago
C-3PO and R2-D2 were walking along the streets of Tatooine
to r/AntiAntiJokes by DoctorWhoops
10 months ago
A man walks into a dyslexic bra.
to r/AntiAntiJokes by DoctorWhoops
10 months ago
I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket...
to r/AntiAntiJokes by DoctorWhoops
10 months ago
A bartender walks into a bar
to r/AntiAntiJokes by facefuzzies
11 months ago
Series of jokes I found on facebook
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Steakanator
1 year ago
The crowd was asked to locate Mary
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Midhav
10 months ago
I hate the Guardians of the Galaxy..
to r/AntiAntiJokes by NameIsNotDavid
10 months ago
A man walks into a bar and orders a hot dog.
to r/AntiAntiJokes by e-duncan
10 months ago
Knock Knock
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Steakanator
1 year ago
A young me was thinking of a good AntiAntiJoke...
to r/AntiAntiJokes by Steakanator
1 year ago
There are two types of people on this world
to r/AntiAntiJokes by NameIsNotDavid
10 months ago
6! 7! 8!