Larry: "AAAAHHHhhhhh. Oh, oops. That was meant to be a yawn. They're terrifyingly similar, aren't they? Yawns and screams, I mean. It's like I'm screaming about the fact that I have to get up and live another day. Man, that's sad."

Arnold: "Hi Larry. How're doing?"

Larry: "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?"

Arnold: "This isn't your bedroom. It's the park. You were sleeping curled up on the ground, like a dog."

Larry: "Well then the park is my bedroom, isn't it‽"

Arnold: "Love the interrobang."

It was at this point that Arnold noticed Larry was looking rather thin.

Larry: "What the hell was that‽"

Arnold: "Sounded like a voice-over man speaking in italics."

Larry: "That's terrifying."

Arnold: "He has a point though. You are freakishly thin. Like a stick man."

Larry: "I am a stick man. Better than having big, fleshy, wobbly bits. No obesity in stick men, either."

Arnold: "Who are you calling big, fleshy and wobbly? At least I have hands!"

Larry's eyes widened. He stared at his sticky stumps in a state of grief and disbelief. And any other emotions ending in 'ief'. Fortunately, there weren't many. Weirdly, though, relief was one of them.

Larry: "My god! You're right! My whole life, I've never noticed! This isn't right. I can't go on living my life knowing I can't fist bump people! Oh, and those other things you need hands for. Arnold, my good friend, I must go! I must search for hands!"

At this point, Larry rolled his head backwards, winding the rest of his sticky self round it like one winds spaghetti around a fork. Having wound himself into a head-sized ball, he rolled on into the distance, in search of a pair of manipulators.

Confused, Arnold attempted to do the same. Not being a stick man, however, rolling his head back simply resulted in his neck snapping. What a tragic end.

Where will Larry go? Won't he get dizzy with all that rolling? Can a stick man's two-dimensional face get flattened any more by repetitive pumelling against the ground? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON:

The Life and Times of Handless Larry