... or at least the man thought it was a bar that walked into him. It was actually a man carrying a bar with amazing lifelike human legs. The man was wearing a heavy coat, despite this being in the middle of August in mid-Texas.

The man asked, "Whats tha fuq yoo need a pole with legs fo?"

The man with the pole with legs smirked. His namebadge identified him as "the man with the pole with the legs", though it had no other useful identifying markings. The namebadge used a bizarre font that didn't look altogether unlike MS Wingdings. "s�S���oaʏ_�X v��� D&b�$D��L�*��? � ��4", said the man with the pole with the legs.

So the man realizes that the man with the pole with the legs was likely an insane criminal, so he reaches over to call the police using his bananaphone. The receptionist says, "s�S���oaʏ_�X v��� D&b�$D��L�*��? � ��4". The man is quite upset at this point, so he calls his girlfriend.

"s�S���oaʏ_�X v��� D&b�$D��L�*��? � ��4", said his girlfriend.

The man loses it. He says, "What is going on, fair maiden? This entire debacle has me quite confused."

His girlfriend says, "March fools!"