Women like only two men: Tom Hardy and Count Dracula. I'm Dracula. This is to say, charismatic, mysterious, older than you, and currently at large in London. I will dazzle you with erudition, make you tremble with physical passion, and leave you wondering whether there's a difference between seduction and and education.
How might all of this be turned into happy feelings for you? Well, if you want to consort with the living dead, you need to earn it, You will be clever, articulate, beautiful, and in love with the moment. Ten day chats that circle the drain before dying don't interest you, which is good, because they don't interest me, either. I find pushback amusing, so if you have a mouth that's fineāāso long as what comes out of it is the product of actual thought.
How will this work? You will be happy meeting up at regular intervals for ecstatic exchanges of every kind of pleasure, but would sooner chuck a ring down a volcano than wear one. And if you do wear one, note that I deeply don't care. If you're into kink, great, I can accommodate that. I can accommodate most things, and that's ultimately the point: we will both accommodate most things.
So message me, chatāāwhatever. Every good thing that ever happened to you came from embracing risk. This is a risk.
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