Hopefully you're not helplessly sėxually repressed like 99% of the people here lol.

Here's my post just in time for the holidays.

I enjoy the process of getting to know someone through engaging conversation and think I'm a decent conversationalist.

P.s It would be something absolutely delightful to bond over politics, history, movies and music - don't worry we're not constrained to these areas.

Random stuff about me: If I had a theme song, it will hands down be 'Bad mama jama' I have an eternal crush on Robert Plant, I was an athlete and captain of the Kanye club in boarding school( I'm coming clean about my sketchy past here - don't judge me), I would happily wear only black for the rest of my life.

I'm 29, quite introverted but a great social chameleon, well-read, a lowkey romantic at heart.

I've been told I give off big mummy gf energy, I'm sarcastic, got an awful case of 'RBF', INTP, level headed, enjoy home friendly hobbies, exceedingly blunt. Most of all, a good listener so please talk to me about your issues while I interject with "ohhhs and ahhhs" and offer positively life changing or destructive advice.

I'll save you the essay, but you'll get to know more about me when we have a conversation.

You: I would say 'come as you are' but that might be a recipe for disaster on reddit.

Decent appearance - you don't have to be GQ material, I'm not myself but I'm realistic and expect what I'm capable of giving.

Knowledgeable about topics here and there, kind and respectful of my boundaries. Driven/ambition are a must, emotionally mature and available with a very good sense of self control &self awareness, and not interested in playing games.

You MUST BE A SINGLE PRINGLE - (no open marriage, ENM, separated, dead bedroom stuff here), be interested in actually talking over the phone and if we really connect, I'm open to video calls.

Also, a decent sense of humour! Laugh a little and don't be so uptight. I want to be able to have inside jokes with you and cry from laughing cause we're in a world of our own roasting my tipsy uncle at my family's occasion.

That leads me to this - I'm African, we like any excuse to throw a party. I don't like it so I look forward to you being miserable with me 💗

C'est moi: https://imgur.com/a/fadwHR8

This means that you have to send a pic upfront so we don't put ourselves through emotional turmoil and guilt if there's no mutual attraction.

Excited to meet you!