Humor me for a minute here, folks.

I want to pretend (at least for a little bit) that we don't know anything about what we're looking for in terms of a relationship. The only aspect I want to operate under is that I'm an older man interested in talking with a younger woman. Oh, and at least that you're somewhere in Northeast Ohio.

Outside of those parameters, I'd like to act like we're two regular people who just bumped into each other by chance 😁 No lofty goals or specific dynamics, just talking about random stuff and seeing if we get each other. If, after speaking for a bit, we don't see eye-to-eye on a few things, then so be it. Just because we have hard limits doesn't mean we should have hard feelings!

Now, i don't expect you to go into this totally blind... if we met in-person, we would know what we looked like (obviously) and perhaps a little about our interests depending on where we met.

For starters, if you're looking a gruff, dadbod type with a beard- that's not me, hahaha. I'm slim, tall, pretty much a basic nerdy white guy. I'm more of an intellectual of sorts (STEM major, as a matter of fact), but I don't take myself too seriously. In fact, I'd like to say I'm more of a goofball with a sarcastic streak. Ultimately, though, I'll let you be the judge of my personality/character.

My interests include growing unusual plants, multiple fields of science (ask me about biology!), anime, nature, true crime, psychology, a bunch of TV shows (a good mix of reality shows, cartoons and documentaries), and just a ton of other stuff that I'm not going to keep boring you with! Just message me already, lol. I know a little bit about everything, so I'm pretty sure we can find something to keep the conversation going.

I might not fit some typical BDSM "older man" archetype, but I don't think it's a big deal. I'm just as understanding, insightful, and as wise as one would expect someone my age to be. I'd enjoy the opportunity to guide someone younger and apprehensive about relationships. Hopefully, she sees this eventually and reaches out.

Quick side note: it's a plus if you're neurodivergent! I am too, so I'd probably be able to tolerate quirks that most people wouldn't understand 😅 I hope we can chat soon.