I apologize as it's a bit of a read and i've posted a variation of the same post quite a few times, but i figured why not present a potential suitress (had to google this word) with all of the facts/info so you'd get a better understanding of me and any deal breakers. Are you about done with online dating and all it's shortcomings? AKA putting in effort to just be ghosted after a week. End of your rope? Looking for a reliable partner who will inevitably annoy you but like a cute annoyance? Want to be let down less than the average woman? Look no further! I'm here putting out applications and taking them for a LTR partner (but i'm open to other options) :) I'm just a regular guy living life wanting some adventure and a partner to join me in conquering a cheese and candied bacon platter (Maybe Flameado?). Do you like food as much as me? (I bet not)

A few of my hobbies and interests are watching movies, exploring new cities, playing video/board/card games, kayaking, reading, antiquing, doing touristy things, attempting archery and ASL, snorkeling, escape rooms and hoarding Nerf guns (I challenge you to a duel). I'm a reserved/introverted person in general but i warm up somewhat quickly (be prepared for awkward conversations). I sometimes speedily become attached to people, not in a weird way, but if I like you and we have some kind of connection, I will enjoy talking to you and want to do it often. I'm a little shy and sometimes very outspoken but my personality is lighthearted most of the time as i tend to joke. Also i might need help getting the conversation going and maintaining it. I'm normally at work so apologies if i don't reply quick enough or give you the compliments you want right away regarding your picture. I just get busy.

Random info about me:

I'm partially bi (I can expand on this) which is a deal breaker for most women so i'd rather be upfront about it now

I don't eat seafood, mushrooms, artichokes or pineapple on pizza (Who cares about this? Doesn't mean i won't go to a restaurant with you that has these things)

Never went to college as i'm horrible in a classroom setting

Have probably the most boring job imaginable (Ask me about it)

Overweight but working on better choices (Get healthier together?)

Non religious but no issue with what you believe if anything

Looking into sterilization. If you are already maybe you can give me some info or tips?

What I'm looking for:

Women of any age are welcome to reach out but maybe 25 and up would work best so we have more in common (Open to younger)

Mature, considerate, responsible and funny (Dorky wouldn't hurt)

Someone who never cheats, honesty and trust are important to me

Someone who is open-minded, willing to try new things, be adventurous, funny and nerdy

Someone who believes in sharing household chores equally because we are both adults

Be open and frank about issues you or I are having. Not pushy or jealous. Won't yell or argue about stupid things, I've had enough of that.

Be upfront about your wants and desires. Can't tell you how many times i've talked to a potential partner for days/weeks and she had some deal breakers that wasn't talked about early on to save us both a lot of wasted time. It genuinely frustrates and discourages me putting in effort but here I am still trying.

Willing to push me to become a better version of myself (Can you turn me into Batman?)

If this sounds like you then feel free to reach out and say hi or challenge me to a game of Scrabble/Pictionary/hand to hand combat maybe?