Hey Reddit, hope everyone is having a good week. Yes I’m sure some of you have seen me post before, but unfortunately people don’t tend to read the entire post.

Please note that below I list things I’m NOT looking for. If you fall into one or more of these groups, please do not bother responding. I will ignore the message.

A bit about me: As I mentioned I am 35 years old, Caucasian, brown hair, blue eyes, large breasts and curvy with some extra weight that I’m trying to lose. Please note, this does mean that I’m a BBW however I’m trying to change that. I’m very healthy and active, however unfortunately I’m not blessed with a high metabolism. Haha. I also have a high sex drive and like quite a few kinks, including being the submissive partner in a relationship. I love to hike, swim, boat, travel and if the weather is nice I like to spend time outdoors.

What I’m looking for: I’m looking for a dominant man who is interested in building a relationship. I will let you know up front that I want kids, and I’d like them sooner rather than later. With that being said I am NOT looking for a FWB, a one night stand, a random hookup, etc. I am looking for a relationship, so if you send me a message asking me to hook up or a random dick pic, I will not respond. Also please note this means I want to get to know someone as a person, not just what they enjoy in bed.

A few things to get out of the way:

1.) No, I’m not interested in taking your virginity. Nor am I interested in younger men.

2.) If you don’t like kids (I don’t have any but I want them) or dogs (I have a black lab and she’s not going anywhere) I’m not the person for you. Please take note of this, my dog is my fur baby. She sleeps on my bed and is almost 4, so that won’t change.

3.) Please be around my age or older, younger men aren’t my interest as I’d like to meet someone who has their life together.

4.) Please be Drug and Disease free, so this means no, I’m not interested in smoking or doing drugs with you.

5.) Please be either in the Midwest area (Missouri is where I’m at) or in Florida. I travel to Florida several times a year. If you are somewhere else in the US and are willing to travel a bit, I am as well, but I’m not looking for something online.

6.) I am physically attracted to Caucasian men who are taller than me, which considering I’m 5’2 isn’t that difficult. Also typically interested in more clean cut type.

7.) Please be single. I’m not interested in being a side woman, nor am I interested in having a threesome relationship. This means I am not interested in married men, nor am I interested in couples.

8.) No, I’m not looking for someone to play with “online.” This is a real request.

9.) Photos are fine, but PLEASE don’t send a dick pic as your first message. I’ll ignore it out of principle.

If you are interested feel free to send me a message (preferably a chat request as I don’t always see the message notification) or even if you have any other questions. If you can’t think of how to start a conversation, tell me your favorite tv show! That’ll break the ice.

Hope to hear from you soon!