I have been gifted a couple GA tickets to a pre-season Timbers game this coming Sunday 2/13. I’ve decided to make a weekend of it, and would like the pleasant company and conversation of a younger woman.

We’ll meet up Saturday afternoon and I’ll take you for a nice dinner on Saturday night. Perhaps brunch Sunday morning - I haven’t been to Screen Door in ages - and then to the game. We’ll do something casual for Sunday dinner and Monday morning too if you like. The game is at noon Sunday. (And don’t worry if you are not into soccer, there’s a lot more to the game day experience than just the game.)

I’ll have a hotel room downtown, you’re welcome to stay with me if we hit it off, or keep it platonic if you prefer.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d be delighted to find a lover, and eager. But if I’m being honest I am lonely more than horny. Introvert though I am, the pandemic is really getting to me and I crave company.

I’m not picky about size or shape. I’m not even that picky about age, anyone over 18 and under about 40 may apply, though 25-35 is ideal. I’m much more interested in good conversation. If you’re a shy young adult wanting to come out of your shell but aren’t sure how, you should message me. (I’ve been there, I can help.) Nerds are not just welcome but encouraged to apply.

I’m 6’3” and large, brown hair and beard, single and never married, a still-hopeful romantic. Liberal leaning leftist, respectful of boundaries and curious about all the many, many things I don’t know. Movies, sci-fi, music, history, politics, economics… I like to think I can hold up my end of a conversation, but you’ll be the judge of that.

I expect the usual amount of bots, scamming, and catfishing from this, so be prepared to tell me something in your DM or chat that is convincingly human.