The last time I committed to someone was back in the Jurassic era, AKA pre-Tinder—or so it feels like. We were together for five years and engaged for 18 months before we realized we had outgrown each other. Since then, I've been playing the field and having a good time with some amazing women. Some of them could have been more, but we never quite made it to that point. And that point is going away with them to see how they are on vacation—TRUST me, this is the best way to see who someone really is. Red flags can hide on dates, but not when you're sharing a hotel room for an extended period of time.

Now, don’t let what may appear to be a spotty romantic history give you the wrong idea. I'm absolutely open to the idea of something real, and I have no fears or anxieties about loving someone or someone loving me. Because love is a fucking awesome thing. I don’t understand how so many people can be so scared of it. Sure, you could get hurt, but isn’t that just, you know, life? Random chaos beyond our control?

I think the reason I’m still single is that most women I meet get frustrated with me because I'm not in a rush to settle down. In fact, I'm happy to be single for the rest of my life if need be. I refuse to settle for just anyone.

I want to feel like I got struck by f’n LIGHTNING!

And that tends to scare a lot of people off, but if it doesn't scare you, then read on.

A little about me:

I'm 5'11", lead an active lifestyle, and have a kind heart with a critical mind. I'm not afraid to question things if they don’t add up, and I don’t care about being popular. I’m a big believer in living in the gray area—you know, that space between black and white? Most people these days seem to be reactionary or binary thinkers, but I refuse to be an NPC/algorithm.

Professionally, I’m a CEO and creative producer. I run my own content development and management company, where I produce original and client-driven projects across film, streaming, podcasts, and other media. Right now, we’re primarily focused on podcasts and digital content, but we’re also in active development on a feature film and other long-form storytelling projects. Before this, I worked in sales and marketing, but over time, I wanted to do something more creative. So I built something of my own.

When I'm not crushing it for my clients or unleashing my creative superpowers, you can bet your bottom dollar that I'm geeking out over anything and everything related to art. I’m talking about epic sci-fi flicks, binge-worthy streaming series, graphic novels, and podcasts. Basically, if it's got a great story, I’m there for it!

When it comes to music, my taste is all over the place. I consider Queens of the Stone Age to be the greatest band on the planet, but some days you might catch me vibing to classic 90s R&B. What can I say? Variety is the spice of life.

I also love great conversations with friends over cold beers and solid food. I’m always down to try new restaurants, whether it’s a hole-in-the-wall or Michelin-rated. I’m not a vegan or vegetarian, but I do try to eat healthy—lots of plant-based meals and smoothies. That said, I will steal a fry off your plate.

What I’m looking for:

I prefer women under 35 but no younger than 23. A mature woman—someone whose only hobbies aren’t just drinking, clubbing, and shopping. Because those aren’t hobbies, no matter how many times I see them listed in dating profiles.

Oh, and no kids. I prefer someone who doesn’t smoke, but it’s not a dealbreaker.

I need someone who's warm and caring like me—same energy, basically a human-sized heating pad. Honesty and communication are big for me, so if you're into playing games or ghosting, feel free to circle back when you get your shit together. If you're into fitness and healthy eating, that’s a major plus. But don’t worry, I won’t judge you for ordering a side of fries (though I will steal one).

I find intelligence wildly attractive. If you can hold your own in a debate and give me a good run on game night, we’re off to a good start. And if you have a little entrepreneurial spirit in you? Be prepared for me to start pitching you business ideas at 2 AM because world domination starts with a strong partnership.

And now for the fun stuff 😉

When it comes to the bedroom—or anywhere else, and I mean anywhere else—I’m open-minded, adventurous, passionate, inventive, and always up for some experimentation. A little role-play from time to time? Hell yes. And I’m a pleaser—BIG TIME. Meeting my partner’s needs turns me on just as much as my own. I’ll go down on you with the same frequency and passion that a hipster devours avocado toast. Here’s hoping you’re just as enthusiastic about returning the favor. Feel free to break the ice with your own tortured metaphor.

And I truly believe that a woman’s sexual history doesn’t matter. What matters is that she’s well-adjusted, comfortable with her sexuality, and enjoying it. The whole "body count" debate? Just a convenient double standard.

So, if you’re a warm, nurturing, fiercely independent woman who wants a partner who will challenge you intellectually, support your goals, and fulfill your emotional, romantic, and naughtier needs—hit me up.