You know, itās really all about respect. I'm 64, and I still donāt get any at all. Last week, a belly dancer told me I turned her stomach. I mean, Iām not a hypochondriac, but try telling that to my gynecologist. She doesnāt respect me either. I went into a bar, and they asked me what I want. I said, āsurprise me.ā The bartender showed me a picture of my ex-wife.Ā
I try to be pretty open minded. I told my ex-wife I wanted group sex. She agreed and screwed me in front of a jury. But Iāve always been a free thinker. I figured out Iām bisexual. I have sex twice a year. Itās confusing, thoughā¦ Iāve been taking Viagra with prune juice. I donāt know whether Iām coming or going.Ā
I have to say though, my ex- and I had twenty happy years. Then we met. I started to wonder if she was cheating on me when all the parrot would say was āQuickā¦ out the window!āĀ Ā Hey, at least she always gave good headache.Ā
Iād like to thank you for all the great feedback on my posts. A woman messagedĀ meĀ the other day and said, āCome on over. Thereās nobody home.ā I went over. Nobody was home. Last month, I started to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?Ā
Well, itās time for me to get back to work. I do okay now, but I didnāt always have much money. When I was younger, if I wasnāt a boy, I wouldnāt have had anything to play with. Youāve been a great audience, and just rememberā¦ if sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong.Ā
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