I’m 1,000% dating myself with this joke. Welcome to my post!

I have my own home, a full-time career, a beautiful dog, and I’m very family oriented. The only thing missing is you ❤️. I’m a musician - I play guitar and bass in several bands. If you like 00s emo, screamo, metalcore, or pop-punk, then I’m the guy for you. If you don’t, I’m still probably the guy for you. I have a pretty dry sense of humor, but I love to make people laugh and crack jokes. I’ve been told I do really good accents. I’m pretty extroverted; love to go out. There are a lot of great local wineries and breweries to check out. I don’t drink heavily otherwise; just socially and to have a good time. I love weed, though. I also enjoy sports, but I’m also happy to cuddle up and watch romantic comedies with you on a Friday night.

I’m looking for someone who wants something real. I miss feeling like I’m really connected to someone. Where every touch is magic and everything feels perfect. We can go on cute dates, show each other new music/movies/TV shows/foods, expose each other to new experiences, and make some long-lasting memories in the process. I’d love to be able to start a family someday, but if you’re past the point of kids, it’s not a deal breaker for me. I want a soulmate, a teammate, a lover, a fighter, and a partner. I’m there for you no matter what, and I expect the same in return. I want us to be able to tell each other everything. I want to be completely honest with you. I want to know you through and through, and you can know me in the same way. I’d prefer local obviously - the closer the better - but if you’re open to relocating, I’m open to that also.

That’s really it! Why complicate things? Love should be simple. If you’re ready for forever, I can’t wait to hear from you!