Yes you read that right. I’m currently single but I’m in a possible situation where my very attractive late 20s Korean gorgeous woman who’s my fwb may want to meet us and join in but we will get to that later. I’m willing to buy you dinner for the first meet too at a decent place if it looks like you will pass the screening process too.

She and I have talked about exploring a few fantasies so that’s where you come in. If you’re willing. And curious. But let’s not worry about her right now.

But if not, I’m also looking for a stable companion, friend, and maybe even a lover. In short, fun is nice but stability might be more fun.

I’m not tall. Not too short. Pretty skinny. Decently athletic. I’ve got a well paying job. Steady career. Tons of hobbies. I’m a qualified musician. I don’t like sports. I rarely drink. I don’t do drugs. I don’t smoke. I am clean. I read a lot. I like deep conversation and meaningful discussions. I want to be appreciated. Who doesn’t?

You: I prefer thin or athletic. Logistics for me just work better that way. Height doesn’t matter. No drugs please. Pot breath is rank and if we kiss I will find out eventually. Please by hygienic. Have a career or at least ambition or life goals. Have interests and hobbies. Be scientifically literate. Don’t be a Trump supporter. Don’t be super religious. Be on time. Communicate. Know how to appreciate the other person and I will appreciate you. I’m not too picky on looks but for whatever reason I’m really into dark eyes and dark hair and small boobs so put two and two together. Thankfully it’s the pacific rim up here. Have some interesting tastes in music and know music wasn’t invented in 1950. Be able to converse or just listen.

Please no kids. No husbands. Minimal drama. Minimal baggage. If you have to keep meeting me hidden and secret and you already have a boyfriend and this is behind his back then I can’t deal with dishonesty.

It can be monogamous if you want. Or we can spice it up. I’ve know my fwb for 6 years and she is amazing but I can be monogamous if need be too. She just doesn’t have time for a relationship with me so here I am.

I’m fine with fwb, a relationship, and I’d prefer something long term if possible. I know it’s a tall order. However if I invest emotionally into someone it would be nice if they stick around. Location - let’s stick to Seattle but I prefer meeting on the east side as it’s safer and easier to get to. I am not and never will be a fan of Capitol Hill.

Eventually we will if we click go on symphony dates, jazz concerts, museums, I might cook for you, but in short I want someone I can go out and do things with and have fun with at home.

I’m also extremely dominant.

I can verify. I would like you to as well before we meet. We can discuss that. First meet is in public. Then straight on to a dinner date probably somewhere decent in Bellevue. My treat. Not Ascend for a first date for obvious reasons but somewhere nice. Then we shall see how things go.

Hope to hear from someone soon. I realize it’s a lot to ask but if you don’t ask you don’t get.