Listen, I know what you’re here for. You might say “I’m bored” or “I’m lonely” or “I need kidneys to sell”, but I know what’s really up. You need attention! Attention feels so good. It’s addictive. Honestly, attention might be the greatest thing to have.
So here’s the thing: I’m a really awesome attention-giver. I will give you so much attention, you’ll feel like the star of the earth or something. I’m not sure what that means, I just didn’t wanna say “belle of the ball” because it sounded too basic in my head. But technically I guess the “star of the earth” is the sun, so yeah, you’ll feel like the sun. You’ll feel like you’re on fire in a good way.
But here’s the catch: I’m an attention whore in my own right. Like a sponge. I can’t get enough. So like…get this…that’s where you come in.
You see what I’m saying? It’s a perfect system. We can just bat attention back and forth like, uh…have you ever seen that game Pong? Oh well, it’s not important.
I need attention. So do you. I think we can be good for each other lol.
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