(This post is for people in the Beverly Hills / LA / SoCal area only)

What do you think of the posts here? I think they're boring, which is understandable because most men are boring - lacking in any imagination, intelligence, and insight. Just a sea of average guys with average lives, all desperate for the touch and attention of a woman and most never getting it, all because they never learned how to to be original, authentic, and exceptional in their own unique way.

Also, have you noticed what's missing from every single one of these men's posts? None of them are focused on what women want or need, they're all about what the man wants . And I think we all know why - most men don't have a clue, seriously, no earthly idea at all. Don't believe me? Ask the next man you talk to what women want and see what he says.

When I was young, my mother told me to treat women with love and respect and to give them appreciation and affection. I probably should have listened to her. But I didn't and instead just did my own thing -- treating women like pets or toys to play with, teasing and torturing them, driving them crazy and overloading them with my own kind of special attention, and as you can imagine, they all loved it and couldn't get enough.

I give women the rush of being owned by a man they can't quite figure out who understands them intimately and accepts and desires them completely, and the fact is that women need this to the point where they feel lost without it. And when I say ownership, I am very serious - when we're together, I will tell you exactly what to do and punish you when you don't do it.

And no I don't mean I'll punish you like some male feminist who whines and sulks when he doesn't get his way, I mean that I'll spank your bare ass with a belt until I decide to accept your apology. I know what it means to lead people and get the best from them, and that for a woman, letting go and letting a man take control and show his strength is the only real way for her to fully experience and embrace her feminine side.

Imagine a man writing a post here and not telling you a single thing about himself, but that's exactly what I did, and here's why -- because I don't need you to understand me, to listen to me, to validate me, etc etc etc. I'm perfectly capable of handling my own stuff, and yours on top of that. So if you really want a guy who shares all his emotions, sorry, that's not me, but I think at this point most women have dealt with enough needy men to last them a lifetime.

And here's the point where you're asking yourself if you can really reach out say hello to me, and I'm telling you that not only can you do it, but that you need to do it right now. I enjoy writing as you can tell, but the reason I write these long posts is because they're catnip for intelligent and thoughtful women who can carry on an interesting conversation, and if you read every word and you're still here then congratulations you made the first and most important cut. So be a good girl and go ahead hit that chat button., and I'll talk to you soon.