I’m not gonna lie, I have a lot of unread messages, but please make yourself stand out. If you just put “hi” or send a dirty message, I most likely won’t respond. If you let me know age, where you’re from, and either a pic or tell me what you look like, that’s a great start at actually getting a response. ESP if you send me a face pic. I like knowing I’m talking to a real human. If you have messaged me, you can message me again to bump your message back up to the top.

Here’s some things about me to skip out on those uninterested. Not looking to waste my own time or anyone else’s. I’m 28, I’m a bombshell petite lady. 5ft 110lbs (105 on a good day), great proportionate all natural body with great features. Though the closer I get to 30 and away from 20, gravity is definitely not doing me any favors.

I’m single. No kids. While I do love kids and totally okay if you have your own. Just be open about that. Also please be single yourself. (Or explain your situation) I do not want to be a mistress in someone else’s marriage.

I absolutely love older men. The maturity is so sexy. I love a salt and pepper blend hair, but if you’ve been blessed to not age with grays yet that’s okay, but hopefully you have a few wrinkles on you.

Looking for someone willing to message on here for bit, see if we hit it off. Please do not pressure to meet within a day or even a week, that’s absurd. This isn’t t*nder.

I’m not looking for fwb, I’m not looking to be your daily porn subscription, I’m not looking to be used. I’m so tired of men only seeing me physically, I want someone to see my heart and soul. Now, please read that paragraph again, or even 3 more times. I am seriously not looking to be someone’s personal fleshlight, or sex doll.

Reddit is never the ideal place to meet people, but my reserved introverted side, as well as the fact that I don’t go out to bars much, I don’t tend to meet people. So this is me trying to be creative on meeting people.