Attention all the broken daddy issues having girls in the NY/NJ area!!!!!!!
(if youre not from here youre only shot at getting my attention is hotness factor)
I'm a broken 40 yr old man with messed up fantasies and strange proclivities.
A 6ft 190lb man with all his hair but none of his marbles.'
A kinky divorcee with a car and dark humor like a blicky in the trunk.
i curse too much, and all the things i like are either illegal, too expensive or will put you in a mental institution
My place is the ultimate divorced dadcore spectacle of a mostly empty fridge and drugs on the bar counter
But at least I'm funny, like really funny. Plus i get lit and I like to have fun and party.
I'm too loud, and i listen to old music.
I smoke still and i think vaping is gonna end up being worse but I'll still get you your pen.
I'm shallow and old school but still progressive and forward thinking and i like women with a personality.
I love big age gaps, I have a size kink iand m into skinny women, blame Michelle Pfieffer and Kelly Le Brock.
I even lost 35 lbs to try and get one of yall.
If youre still here youre either amused too easily, or transfixed with morbid curiosity, or maybe youre just exactly the kinda chick I'm talking about.
If youre tired of men your age, and you been thinking about risking your poor undeveloped pre frontal lobe shoot me a chat, youll probably regret it but thats the point at your age.
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