This morning I went on a group outing. I mingled with the others, making chitchat, finding out they do professionally and how they live their lives. I showed interest in them and they showed interest in me, but in the end, as always, there was no connection. We were, as Jack describes to Tyler Durden in "Fight Club," when they meet for the first time on the plane, "single-serve friends." So I drove back, drew the shades, took a nap, listened to my favorite comedy podcast, and made some burgers, waiting for the sun to go down, because the day is just easier to bear when it's finally dark.

It's all the rage these days to discuss whether you're an introvert or an extrovert, or to trot our your Myers Briggs or enneagram. I'm not into pseduo-intellectualism, though, so I'll just say that I like people, I read their body language, and I show interest in them, but I rarely connect with them. I'm not autistic. I'm not psychopathic. I'm just not easy like Sunday morning. My views tend to be pretty different from others'. I have problems. I'm flawed and moody.

And so here we are, on Saturday night, you and I, both reading reddit, both alone. I'm looking for someone to meet for some thrilling times. There's a scenario I've never tried before that I'm interested in. We choose a shitty movie somewhere that's likely going to be sparsely attended, and we decide to meet there in the dark, for the first time, you in a dress -- or skirt and blouse -- with no panties and no bra.

We both have jackets with us to cover ourselves. We start making out, hands slithering into clothing. Pretty soon, I start fingering you as you take me in my mouth. Whether or not you can finish me there, we go to your place or mine to continue. If we *really* hit it off, maybe we have a sleepover (if we're at my place, since I have trouble sleeping). Would I like to have something ongoing come from this? Sure. Am I realistic about the fact that these things rarely work out? You bet, but you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.

I'm open to other scenarios, too, like meeting in the backseat of a car (typical, I know, but still thrilling), or my coming to your place or your coming to mine, where one of us joins the other sitting on a couch, doing exactly what we would have done in the theater. There's another scenario I can think of, too, that would work in my building, but we can talk about that if you write me. I've always liked the idea of hooking up with a stranger before ever speaking face to face.

If you're interested, please send a picture or two (or three). I'm not asking for naked pics. I just want to know if we're roughly OK with how one another looks. If I'm interested, I'll reciprocate with current pictures of myself. I have an average face, I'm slightly tall, and I'm widely regarded as muscular. Looking forward to hearing from you.