Do you want to have sex? If yes, read on. If no, that's cool, all the best to you.

This is (for now) a limited engagement during a house sitting stint - it might go longer. For now: Wed to Sat are open this week.

In Summary: - Age: 18, 19, 20s (i.e., legally eligible to have sex with an adult in Florida) - Gender: cisFemale (I am cisMale) - Orientation: hetero/straight - Body: Petite to Average (I prefer smaller girls) - STD: Disease Free (I have never had an STI, I don't want to change that now) - Drugs: Nope (420 tolerant; I don't smoke or drink) - Smoker: No thanks (see above) - Birth Control: Ideally, plus PlanB (or equivalent - I'd love to finish inside more than once, but will use condoms upon request - I have no kids and hope not to yet) - Compensation: Respect sex workers, but this is a non-paying offer - Pets: Must be cool with dogs (medium ones here)

If you're thinking about it, send me a DM and include a picture (safe for work is plenty fine).

Some thoughts: On AgeGaps: They're not for everyone; I get that. But, the way I see it, if you're old enough to vote, sign a binding contract with a megaCorp, go to adult prison, and die for our country, then you must be old enough to make your own sexual decisions.

On Gender: I think we need to stay out of other people's business as much as possible. We need to make sure civil liberties are protected for people like us, and people unlike us. If you're trans, or non-binary, or whatever you want, be safe out there. I hope you find peace, safety, and love. That said, mine is not the penis for you.

On Orientation: As above. I am boring hetero white guy.

On Consent: Consent is vital for mutual health & safety (mental, spiritual, and physical). If you can't say what you do or don't want, this isn't the penis for you. For example, I do not do anal/ass play. I don't hit, hurt, choke, or defame people. Let's engage respectfully and peacefully. No BDSM. No CNC.

On ENM/Cheating: Once in a relationship, I'm monogamous. Hell, I'd love to find the right person to get old and decay with. That's not what this advert is for. That means I'm not looking to help someone cheat or get revenge. I'm not looking to 'cuck' or hurt your partner's feelings. So...be single, please.

On Referrals: Maybe you've read this far for who knows why but your a guy (or older woman). Hi. This bit is meant in the most respectful manner (the rest too). If you're the friend or relative of a woman who likes sex with older guys and meets the profile, and you both believe sex is healthy when consenting and respectful, I'm open to consenting connections. If I get even the hint of forced or coerced participation, it's done before it begins. I just understand that some families are more open than others - and a high percentage of participants on this subreddit are men.