These rules are from my post on /r/MisogynyDating, kinda joking kinda serious, and I plan to put them in my profile for a dating application. Most older people I know have lost that creative spark and playfulness, so I prefer to date younger. I'm a techie and writer (some NSFW) and I guess a bit of a big kid and just love teasing and tormenting women in every possible way. Mostly looking for people in the LA area, but if you're from further away and want to have a chat, my DMs are my more open than they used to be (cleared out some space for just for you), and let's see how we get along. Looking forward to hearing from you.

I live in a little town called Beverly Hills, I'm sure you've heard of it. Looking for someone with some brains and a good fucking attitude. Here are the rules you'll have to follow, and they're for your own good.

1. You are my PGF - my Potential Girlfriend. Whether you ever become my girlfriend is entirely up to you and how well you follow these rules. Be smart and have a good attitude and we'll get along. Don't, and we'll have a conversation, and it's the only one you'll get. This is the most important rule.
2. If I don't like the way that you look or behave, etc, I'll tell you and you'll change yourself. I expect you to be appreciative of someone like me taking an interest in you and giving you the motivation and direction to improve, as that's something that 99% of women will never get and you will never be able to do on your own. I understand that some changes take time, but I want progress, not excuses.
3. Every day or so you will be used as a fucktoy, which means that you will be bound, blindfolded, flogged, fingered, and fucked, and you will not be allowed to cum because you don't deserve to, although occasionally I will force you to cum to make your pussy wetter or just for my entertainment. Daily sex is good for your physical and mental health and I expect you to be appreciative. Also you're just pussy and every day more girls turn 18 that can replace you.
4. The only time that you will ever receive any affection from me is after I have fucked you, because that's the only time that you deserve any.
5. If there's light housework that needs to be done, I will tell you what to do and I expect you to do it. Women have been doing domestic work for thousands of years and if someone told you that you're too good to load a dishwasher or clean a counter, they lied to you.
6. Going out with me is a privilege and I will absolutely shame you in public for poor behavior and discipline you later. If you don't know exactly what you should do in any situation, you should ask me.
7. If you ever tell me you're horny or wet or want to fuck I will spank your ass with a belt and then make you sit in the corner until you calm down. I'm not here for your pleasure. Sitting near me quietly and spreading your legs to get my attention is acceptable, although I may still tell you to fuck off.
8. Every day or so we will have pussy training, where I will teach you how to suck cock, ride cock, take it from behind, etc. You need to take this training seriously because if you can't be trained you are of no use to me. There is a catgirl costume involved including ears, a collar, and a tail that works as an anal plug.
9. If you ever make yourself cum or even touch yourself without my permission, I will bind and blindfold you and spank your pussy and swollen clit with a belt until you disassociate. You need to learn self-control and that your pussy is not for your pleasure, only mine. If you cum involuntarily I will still punish you so don't use that as an excuse.
10. The only time you are allowed to ask for permission to cum is after pussy training, and only when my cum is inside you, and whether I say yes or no will depend on how well you did in training and your overall behavior and my general mood. This will be the only time you will be allowed to give yourself orgasms, so you should be thankful and appreciative.

If you have any other questions, you should DM me, but only if you're serious - time wasters get told to fuck off.