Good afternoon, everyone.

So, I've officially moved to Alaska and have been here for about a month. I've spent this last month exploring, figuring out where some cool places are, and fucking off into the woods.

I'm at that point where I'd like to have someone to share it with. I work from home as a vet tech for animal poison control and have a lot more free time than ever before. I do work some odd hours and am awake as even weirder hours. I'm a night owl by heart, morning person by caffeine sort of situation. I have a love for animals that runs bone deep and a personal goal to be the type of person that people turn to for a variety of needs. I'm working on finding my zen, but I do know I'm the most calm, cool, and collected when I'm out in the woods and wrestling with my dogs. I'm more than just my nerd obbession though. I love DnD, card games, hearing about passion projects, and listening to people talk about their hobbies. I know nothing about a lot of things and I think it would be cool to change that.

Physically, I have a mom body. Big chest, thick thick, tummy, and a bit of jiggle when I laugh so hard I cry. I'm covered in freckles and dye my hair red more than any other color. Blue eyed, glasses that I need to see anything further than about 6 inches, and the ability to lose my phone within 6 seconds of putting it down. I keep my hair long and my chatter longer. Silence is gross unless you're listening to birdsong and rain. I have a bastard accent of a southern belle mixed with Appalachian mountain twang. It's a hot mess, honestly.

For what I'm looking for: I am ideally looking for someone 30-48 years old. Beards are wonderful and something I can zen out petting. I don't want a brick wall of a human. Talk to me! Even if you think your job is boring, I totally want to know everything. Let's go adventure, but also stay home and watch terrible movies and shows. I am kinky friendly and would be open to talking about that if this post interests you.

Please, for the love of holy things and sunflowers, don't send me a dick pic or just "hi". Gimme something to start a conversation with! Even if it's just a story about a cool dog you saw.