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40 [M4F] #Phoenix Arizona - easily amused man seeks same
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ConansMonorail is a male age 40 looking for a female in Phoenix, AZ
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Hi,

I've been unemployed for the past two months (and I've been out of the romance market for over 2 years).

Luckily I start a new job June 8th, and hopefully you can help me in the romance department.

I'm kind of in a unique situation when it comes to how I approach boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios... so, I may as well describe who I am, as a person... what I'm looking for, and what I'm not looking for... and if you're still interested, and you think you fit the bill, I'd love to hear from you.

So, first off, I can't make babies.
I was married for a very short time, and I didn't want to have kids with my partner at the time, so I got the "snip snip".
To be honest, I don't want to have kids with anyone, nor do I want to be a step-dad. So, if you're divorced with kids, separated with kids (or heaven forbid, married with kids), please don't bother.

While we are on the subject of folks that are married, or in open/poly relationships. Don't bother. I am a monogamist.
I am not the jealous/possesive type, but I also don't want any reason to become the jealous type. So, if you're thinking about making me the 3rd wheel in your open-marriage or polycule, please move along.
I don't have any issue with you having other male friends (and if you're bi, I obviously don't have any issue with you having female friends), but as far as romance is concerned, I am an egaligarian... so, because I don't plan on dating outside of our relationship, I request that you do the same (unless you're planning on finding me an equal # of partners as you're planning to stockpile, but tbh I would rather just stay monogamous than bring that kind of drama into the dynamic).

About me and my interests:
I like simple things.
I'm looking for someone to spend lots of time indoors with.
Watching Movies/TV shows, listening to music together.
My love languages are:
Quality Time
Physical Touch
Words of Afirmation

So any activities we can do while touching, are ideal.
Whether if be cuddling on a couch or in a bed while we listen to music, Cuddling in some comfy movie theater seats.
Cuddling while we play a video game together.
Holding hands while I drive us around town. Holding hands or walking arm-in-arm around shopping malls, or Parks, or Museaums. Head Scratches, back rubs, hugs... these things are what I am all about.

I enjoy "Night Drives" (driving around town, with the AC on, listening to tunes, and grabbing snacks), and I also enjoy longer road trips (but road trips and vacations are more of a once every few months kinda thing, due to the fact that I am a High School Computer Teacher, so, road trips have to coincide with the school/government holidays).

I will soon edit this post to include my musical/movie/tv show tastes, as well as some of my favorite video games.

I will also add some of my more... superficial qualities that I'm looking for in a partner.
It's time for my nightly walk (that's how I exercise, an hour long walk, at sundown). I also go on & off of a Ketogenic diet in an attempt to maintain a healthy weight.

I am currently 5'10, 155lbs with Short-Black/Brown/Grey hair, and a tidy beard. I'm Caucasian.

Anyway, like I said, It's time for me to take a walk.
I will add more to this later.

I look forward to hearing from you.

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