This post has been de-listed
It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.
Spend some of your sizzling summer with this sexy Sasquatch! Not all monsters are scary. Get your thrills and maybe find a friend for life. And, âfor life,â canât be that long. Iâm an old monster. I could drop dead any day and then this whole magical kingdom could be yours including this baby pacifier made of gold (gold teeth and ear hair) and this spanking paddle/mirror which only shows reflections of people sobbing for some reason.
Or think of it this wayâŚ
Thereâs a lot of free food here. Lots.
Role playing? My specialty! As long as youâre the one whoâs scared and getting more scared, or maybe youâre really slowly overcoming your fear once you found the chocolate and the frozen salmonâŚ
Normally I wouldnât ld be writing this early and if I was writing this early I would have deleted my first brain farts, but today is a new day! Everyone is hereby presumed to have a sense of humor from now onâŚ
A month ago my lady left. Yes, thatâs what happened. Cranky-pants, fun-killer MâGillicutty, Frowny-Fucking-Face finally left after almost 9 years. I can breathe again and it turns out that I have some real desires. Like round girl parts and moans of pleasure. Who wants to be the first to attempt to satiate this big heap of muscle and hairs most aching desires?
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 5 months ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/AgeGapPerso...