Hi! I hope you like bad boys because I am really bad at this.

I'm a pretty laid back guy that is just looking for his partner in crime. Well, let's not do too much crime. Like, we've gotta pay our taxes and stuff. You don't want the IRS coming after you.

Silliness, a sense of humor, kindness, respect, and passion are all the keys to my heart. Give me your best dad joke and I'll probably fall in love with you.

I like to joke around and have fun, but I also do my fair share of adulting (albeit begrudgingly). Life's no fun without a roof over your head or food on your table. So, I do have my own house and vehicle as well a stable career. I'm not rich by any measure, but I have a comfortable and peaceful life.

You should also have your own passions, goals, and dreams! I'm not saying you should have an amazing career and the next 10 years dutifully mapped out or anything crazy (though kudos if you do). However, you should have your own amazing life outside of our relationship. I want to hear all about your passions, aspirations, goals, dreams, everything. I will be there to congratulate you on all of your victories and hold you tightly through all of your failures.

Honest communication is extremely important as well. Not just with how often we communicate, but how we do so as well. Let's enrich each other's lives by talking, sharing our dreams, stating our desires, and being there for each other. We don't have to be available for each other 24/7, but it's important to have full conversations every once in a while so that we can continue to grow our relationship together. Only texting a sentence ever couple of days is a great way to let your family know you're thinking about them, but it's not going to build a new relationship.

I'm really busy, but I'll make the time for you if you can do the same for me.

If you've actually managed to make it all the way through my unnecessarily long post, then you're amazing! Thank you so much for reading all of this! Now stop reading and send me a DM already 😝

P.S. Please only reach out if you're local. Pen pals are great and all, but I'm looking for a real in person relationship.