Please read: I seek men that are quite a bit older than me. I wish everyone who comes across this ad to one day find their person, but as for me, please only reach out if you are 45 . Thank you.

About Me: I am currently a full time student with a knack for computers and mathematics. Admittedly, I am quite nerdy as I do have a liking for video games, cartoons, and even anime. I am an atheist, however, I do carry myself conservatively. I am more liberal in my views for others, which means that I believe others should live as they please do long as they hurt no one. I do not smoke or drink. I do not participate in “420” culture. I am not clingy, but I can become more affectionate once trust is built. I am a virgin, and I plan to remain so until I feel the person is right for me. Physically, I am short for an American woman and within my healthy weight range, but on the larger end of that range, so I plan to lose more weight to put myself in a happy middle.

About you: You are age 45 or older. You are chivalrous, as I do love that in a man. You are not taken or in a relationship, as I do not believe in breaking up a home. You believe in a monogamous relationship, as I am not into sharing or swapping. You are not a heavy drinker or smoker. You do not participate in “420” culture. You are emotionally, mentally, and financially secure. You are open to having children in the future. You do not hate animals, as I would really like to have a dog in the home. You also carry yourself conservatively. You are not religious, as that would not work well with me being an atheist. You are drug and disease free. You are pro-science and not against vaccines. You are seeking a relationship for the long-term and not short-term. Bonus points for men that are their own boss, ambitious, and successful in their careers/lives.

If you think we would be a match, please send me some animal emoji so I know you have read all of this in its entirety. I will not respond to low effort messages. Tell me your age, race, location and a bit about yourself in regards to what you do for a living and what attracted you from my post.

Disclaimer: Do not ask for anything inappropriate. You will be blocked.

Cheers!