I want the goosebumps. The excitement. The butterflies. I want to smile when I see a notification and it's from you. I want to hear about your day, learn your secrets and your desires and I want to share your world with you.

About me. I am married and not looking to change that right now. (I do wonder why I am, but that's for a different discussion). I am 49 and I work out in the gym and try to keep in shape. (Just ran a 5 mile race and averaged a 9:30 mile…hell yeah!). I have brown hair (with some silver) and hazel eyes. I have bad dad jokes and puns that will make you smile and roll your eyes at the same time. I work from home most of the time so I have time during the day in my office to talk. Nights and weekends I have time as well but don't expect us to talk 24/7 either. I get up early to run my dogs (bonus points if you are a dog lover) and so I usually go to sleep around 10/10:30 pm. It's my schedule I have had for the last 6 years and it's not going to change.

About you: Just be yourself. I am not looking for perfection because I am not perfect, but do try to take care of yourself as well. I am hoping that you can carry on a conversation (I always see the first couple of conversations like a blind date and me having to ask all of the questions and only getting minimum responses suck). Want to talk about anything and everything. Beaches or mountains? Favorite drink to have while on a boat? What do you wear to bed? What is your favorite meal for me to make you? Are you a country music fan? (Double bonus points if yes)

I ramble on a bit at times and I am not ashamed to admit that. So if you are looking for a man that has worked at WDW, built houses, trail rides and can't skate to safe his life, then I dare you to reach out.

If you do respond, tell me your best (or worst) pickup line that you someone has said to you or you have said to someone else.