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I stopped into Biggby this morning and there was a really cute girl in line in front of me. College aged I’m guessing. As I’m prone to do I was staring at her amazing butt. Didn’t realize I was doing it - it’s muscle memory for me. Didn’t realize that is, until she turned around and caught me staring - embarrassing. What was really cool was she just smiled the prettiest smile and said hi to me. We chatted a little and when she got her drink and sat down she took the last table. I got mine and was looking around when she waved me over and invited me to sit with her. This is where the story could get really good…but it doesn’t. I made up some stupid excuse that I really should get home anyhow and left - missing out on the best chance I’ve had in decades!
That’s what brings me here. I’m such a chicken s*#t when it comes to talking to girls young enough to be my daughter. But I’m still obsessed with the thought of having an affair with one. I stare, I fantasize, I start awkward conversations and then run away. I think I’m afraid they’re not looking for the same thing and I’ll come across as just a dirty old man.
Maybe this is a better forum to meet someone. At least here I know we’re both looking for the same thing. A little about me. I’m outdoorsy, I stay very active, love to laugh and am well educated. Let’s chat and take some time getting to know each other. I think you’ll find me easy to talk to.
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