Hi there! I'm currently well into my sleeping pills, which means I'm a little, out of it? Look let's just say I'm drunk, so excuse any spelling errors (or don't, if you'd like to give me feedback/a grade on this post please feel free to do so, it might make a good icebreaker). But basically, I think Im really open right now. And maybe if I put all my words down then some of you might understand what I'm trying to say. And then BOOM connection!

Look. I'm a bbw, let's get that out of the way. I'm also submissive! Very much so! And I have daddy issues (duh) and a bunch of other issues which all come together to make me all quirky and chatty and outgoing and spontaneous. I'm also pretty funny. And open! And honest! And I value communication! Wait.

I wanted to say that I'm submissive and kinky, yes, but so far making posts just about being kinky make it really difficult to start a conversation with someone. Even if we include hobbies, or whatever, it's like, ok, you hike, but do you hike as a hobby or because you enjoy spending time away from civilization and reflecting on your innermost thoughts?

My point is that look! We're all kinky here! But let's just, set that aside.

I'm looking for, professors, doctors, maybe lawyers? Engineers, corporate guys. I like ambitious workaholics. Look, when I say I like tops I mean it. My friend will joke about doctors at his workplace having God complexes and I'm like 👀👀👀 I'll hear stories of girls who get taken out on dates and the guy is like, working on his phone for like 90% of the date and I'm just like 🥰. The type of men I like are ones that might be considered unlikable by most because they're "too intense" or "too much".

I don't know. Maybe I'm just so tired of stupid boys my age who don't know what they want, who play games and don't communicate and, urgh. I feel like if I shook them I'd hear their walnut brain rattling around in the empty shell which is their body.

To make a long post even longer, let's get into books! I'm currently trying to learn Latin and get back into studying a couple of subjects, nothing crazy just like, philosophy and Calc. It'd be great to have a nerd- ahem I mean , intellectual, to discuss academia related stuff with.

Okay rant over. if I caught your eye, please state your age, profession, and interest in your message. I will ignore the messages not containing that information. And like. As a helpful tip, try to be engaging in your message! Lure me in! Catch me! I promise I'll pounce if I see something I like, and once I sink my little claws in you'll never be able to get rid of me. Unless you block me. (Pls don't do that)